Maybe My Favorite Joke of All-Time

[Double Two]

I was Vegas some time back sitting next to an older Gentleman @ the Blackjack table. Talk about a bad day, it may be one of the worst sessions I've ever seen someone have. "Sorry, but it's not your day" I told him hoping to ease his pain. His reply:

"Son, my luck is so bad it could be raining pussy & I would get hit in the head by a dick".

:142smilie

 

[yyz]

I use, "If I fell in a barrel of nipples, I'd come out with a dick in my mouth!"

 

[Slumdog]

Lol. :facepalm:

 

[Morris]

Been there.....:facepalm:

 

[THE KOD]

I use, "If I fell in a barrel of nipples, I'd come out with a dick in my mouth!"

no doubt

but not in mixed company

 

[yyz]

no doubt

but not in mixed company

Yes. Heterosexuals only!!!

 

[Double Two]

I use, "If I fell in a barrel of nipples, I'd come out with a dick in my mouth!"

Another good one. :lol:

 

[bigs]

:mj07::mj07: