Dear Supervisors:
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being
able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
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TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?
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TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
INSTEAD OF:
No f*cking way
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TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me
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TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with . . .
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit
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TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f*cking problem
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TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work
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TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
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TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues
INSTEAD OF
He's got his head up his *ss
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TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my *ss
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TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
INSTEAD OF:
F*ck that, I'm on salary
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TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss
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TRY SAYING:
I see
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me
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TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick
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TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training
INSTEAD OF:
Do you know what the f*ck you're doing?
Thank You,
Human Resources
It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their coworkers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer be tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being
able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with coworkers, therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees.
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps I can work late
INSTEAD OF:
And when the f*ck do you expect me to do this?
____________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I'm certain that isn't feasible
INSTEAD OF:
No f*cking way
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
Really?
INSTEAD OF:
You've got to be shitting me
________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
Perhaps you should check with . . .
INSTEAD OF:
Tell someone who gives a shit
________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I wasn't involved in the project
INSTEAD OF:
It's not my f*cking problem
________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I'm not sure this can be implemented
INSTEAD OF:
This shit won't work
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I'll try to schedule that
INSTEAD OF:
Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner?
________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
He's not familiar with the issues
INSTEAD OF
He's got his head up his *ss
______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
So you weren't happy with it?
INSTEAD OF:
Kiss my *ss
_________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I'm a bit overloaded at the moment
INSTEAD OF:
F*ck that, I'm on salary
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
You want me to take care of that
INSTEAD OF:
Who the hell died and made you boss
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I see
INSTEAD OF:
Blow me
________________________________________
TRY SAYING:
He's somewhat insensitive
INSTEAD OF:
He's a prick
_______________________________________
TRY SAYING:
I think you could use more training
INSTEAD OF:
Do you know what the f*ck you're doing?
Thank You,
Human Resources
