"Merry Christmas, you dumb crack....."

yyz

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First off, Merry Chrismas to all of you degenerates. I hope you have a safe, and happy holiday.

Now, on to a typical yyz rant.


Most of you lumps know that the stores are a tad busy this time of year. I can deal with that. I figure it's akin to driving in rush hour traffic......you expect some hassles. But, what I really hate is the following, and it is comlpletely avoidable if the bitch (and it is always a woman) doing it had an ounce of common sense!

While trying to pick out a greeting card, other customers should not have four feet of the greeting card rack "blocked off" to them by your idiotic shopping cart! :nono:

(yyz....are you insane?)

No, I'm dead serious!

Why in hell can't these dipshits realize that the seven other people dancing around them are tring to purchase cards as well? Would it hurt to have your cart on the opposite side of the aisle by the wrapping paper that no one is buying????

Oh, sure........there's the subtle "hint" that you drop. Trying to strain over their cart to reach a certain card in that area, but they act obliviious to you as they "read" the cards!

I'll finally just push their stinking cart outta my way.

Is this just a Wisconsin thing, or are these assbags everywhere?
 

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While trying to pick out a greeting card, other customers should not have four feet of the greeting card rack "blocked off" to them by your idiotic shopping cart!

Why in hell can't these dipshits realize that the seven other people dancing around them are tring to purchase cards as well? Would it hurt to have your cart on the opposite side of the aisle by the wrapping paper that no one is buying????

Oh, sure........there's the subtle "hint" that you drop. Trying to strain over their cart to reach a certain card in that area, but they act obliviious to you as they "read" the cards!

I'll finally just push their stinking cart outta my way.

Is this just a Wisconsin thing, or are these assbags everywhere?
.......................................................

I think most of the assbags are right there within a few feet of you.

Merry Christmas in Wisconsin. Pray for snow.
 
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