MNF Play

[Anders]

Billick has to have realised that Redman isn't going to win many games for him and will go thru Lewis instead. Shanahan has a similar view with the Broncos that Griese (carrying an injury) is capable of losing a game for him while Portis, Anderson and crew can win one. However, the Ravens have done a reasonable job of stopping the run so far against the Panthers and Bucs _ the Panthers averaged 4ypc after running almost exclusively the entire 2nd half while the Ravens kept the Bucs to 74 yds on 30 carries. Longest run v Ravens D so far is 20 yds.
The Broncos have faced three of the NFL's most potentially lethal offences and have stopped them solidly in the first half _ 6 pts from Rams, 7 from 49ers (on road), 7 from the Bills. This was almost exclusively against the passing too as Warner, Garcia and Bledsoe all threw to little effect. Now they should be able to stuff the line against Lewis and the clock could burn up here nicely.
Too wary of the whacky NFL season to date to play the Under with great conviction _ can envisage a late INT or trash TD killing it.
So will stick with this..

PLAY UNDER 18 1ST HALF (1 unit)

GL all

 

[Anders]

btw, anyone guess who wrote my signature? :Yep:

 

[ddubs]

Zevon - Desperados Under the Eaves

One of my favs about living in LA

 

[redsfann]

Anders--


Whereinthehell is that e-mail ya promised me? Also played the under 18 -- 3 units for me. Don't like Denver -9 and think the Ravens need more than that for me to play them......:shrug:

ddubs nailed it....


Won't have Warren around too much longer, I'm afraid. Unoperable lung cancer......

Truely one of my all-time favorite songwriters. Saw him in Iowa City in 1986.... A wild show to say the least. I'm gonna miss his twisted world-view, thats for should........

 

[Anders]

ah ddubs; as sharp as a .... pointy ... sharp .... pointy thingeee....




reds - u want some cheese with that whine?? :thefinger

I'm a busy man; I don't have the kinda time u do to slink off on 3-day love-nest weekends with your sex goddess :kiss:

Nah, seriously, might drop u a line tonite if Keri ain't hogging the PC with her study - damn, do these women not realise we have important things to do? :jump:

Alas, poor Warren Guess he knew what was coming though...


Well, he went down to dinner in his Sunday best
Excitable boy, they all said
And he rubbed the pot roast all over his chest
Excitable boy, they all said

He took in the four a.m. show at the Clark
Excitable boy, they all said
And he bit the usherette's leg in the dark
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy


He took little Suzie to the Junior Prom
Excitable boy, they all said
And he raped her and killed her, then he took her home
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy
After ten long years they let him out of the home
Excitable boy, they all said
And he dug up her grave and built a cage with her bones
Excitable boy, they all said
Well, he's just an excitable boy




Anders' 3 latest TV heroes:

Dr Cox from "Scrubs"
Hal and Lois from "Malcolm in the Middle"
Red Foreman from "That 70s Show"

DUMBASS!! :spotting:

 

[Anders]

Borrowed...



Pet Monkey

A guy walks in to a bar with his pet monkey. He orders a drink and while he's drinking the monkey jumps all around the place. The monkey grabs some olives off the bar and eats them. Then he grabs some sliced limes and eats them. Then he jumps onto the pool table, grabs one of the billiard balls, sticks it in his mouth and, to everyone's amazement, somehow swallows it whole.

The bartender screams at the guy "Did you see what your monkey did?" The guy says "No what?" "He just ate the cue ball off my pool table -- whole!" "Yeah, that doesn't surprize me" replied the guy "He eats everything in sight, the little bastard. Sorry. I'll pay for everything." The man finishes his drink, pays his bill, pays for the stuff the monkey ate and leaves.

Two weeks later, he's in the bar again, and his pet monkey is with him. He orders a drink and the monkey starts running around the bar again. While the man is finishing his drink, the monkey finds a maraschino cherry on the bar. He grabs it, sticks it up his ass, pulls it out and eats it. The bartender is disgusted.

"Did you see what your monkey did now?" he asks. "No what?" replied the guy. "Well, he stuck a maraschino cherry up his ass, pulled it out and ate it!" said the bartender. "Yeah, that doesn't surprise me," replied the guy. He still eats everything in sight but, ever since he swallowed that cue ball, he measures everything first."




:grins: :spotting: dance2

 

[redsfann]

.....I went home with the waitress,
the way I always do
How was I to know
she was with the Russians, too?

I was gambling in Havana
I took a little risk...

Send Lawyers, Guns and Money--
Dad, get me outta this.......