Monday hoops.....Bat Story 2

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OK,before I capp just adding to the story...if some of you want to skip just go down to the games..

..I have the bat in a vase from the nite before....slid my cardboard under vase and left him on porch...with my wife next to me for moral support yesterday , I'm still scared I open porch door and put vase on bottom step next to the snow...I lift the vase and run to the top step still outside.. The bat hasn't moved and looks like he is dead...in the kitchen when i had him cornered the nite before I was pressing down on him pretty hard with the broom...down deep trying to kill him..sorry peta fans...but didn't want my wife seeing it...really thought he was dead..well I see him move a wing and he jumps in the snow...flaps around and takes off flying....he goes up to my chimney and is looking to get in...flys around a little and I lose him....now the question is...did my buddy seal all 3 chimney's and this bat can't get in....or did he get back in the attic...holy cow... I could be at step 1 again...or did he not get back in and have some sisters or brothers still up in my attic...unreal...I should of killed his ass so I don't have so many multiple choice questions to choose from...

A. Bat didn't get back in the attic..found another place or froze to death outside
B. He got back in..
C.He got back in and is with his brothers and sisters..
D. He got back in but he has no sisters or brothers in the attic..
E. He got back in and is going to wait a few days before he decides to come down stairs and scare the living hell out us again...
F. A bat does fly downstairs....is he the original bat or is that his brother or sister still hiding...
G. all the above..
E. none of the above

So that is my dilemma
....unreal....can't make this sh....t up...
Daughter comes home yesterday with new baby...she did kiss and hug my wife 1st and then asked.." there are no bats,right dad"? Haven't seen any since September honey..was my answer...
Day 1..last night my wife and I are in the living room..its 10.30 pm and we look at each....no bat...
Day 2..today...I ask how long are they staying...till Jan 6th...damn....that's a long way off....and today my wife and daughter just asked me an hour ago .. " Dad, can you go down to the firehouse and buy a real Christmas tree...we don't want a fake one....we have a fake one in Austin....my daughter says " we have never had a fake one here in NY..." I feel like saying lets starts...so in about an hour I will have to go down to our firehouse and buy a tree...a big tree because my living room is huge with a 14 foot ceiling... I'm getting to old for this.....big trunk might have to use saw,sap all over,tree stand,is it straight,move it over to the right..." and with my freak'in luck the bat will appear tonite,fly into the Christmas tree,knock it over or hide....." Southwest Airline...can I get a one way ticket to Austin ,Texas for tonite...

East Mich +12.5 over Cuse **
EM can score and shoot....have to do it vs zone...Cuse just lost to Hoyas..think EM's offense keeps this close..Other then Landon Cuse everyone else has been inconsistent..EM could give them a scare for awhile..they avg 84 pts a game..

Smoo -7 over Stanford ***
Smoo at Moody are playing tough..defense is solid and they are so athletic and quick and can rebound better..Cards on the road could be in trouble...

UNLV -3 over SIU **
Both teams are avg.. SIU on the road and UNLV at the Mack...think Rebels win this by 5-10 pts..

USC -22 over Cornell ***
Who doesn't want to play the Big Red...can't shoot and can't play defense...Trojans are 10-0 but have played weaker teams..best player Boat is still not back...but they avg 86 pts a game vs a team that gives up 79 pts a game...McLaughlin,Metu,Stewart,etc way to much for Red to handle..

Indy -33 over Del St **
Haven't capped Indy in a long time...never realized how bad Tom C is as a coach...talk about running up scores...went back over the past 3-4 years...this year he beat Houston Bap and Miss Val by 42 and 33..lyr Eastern Illi Alcorn,Morehead,McNesse 38,40,34 and 45...the yr before FAU,Sam Houston,Samford by 45 40,etc...not sure if he is subbing but those margin of points are huge...so Del St fits in that category...they are bad..they have lost by 27,25,etc...vs teams nowhere near the Indy talent...so hopefully Tom you stick to your guns and continue your run ups...maybe after tonites game you get some sportmanship back into your philosophy..but just wait one more game...

Ark LR -2.5 ORU **
Loved watching Johnson with his 8 inch dread running down the court..think ORU has no one to stop his penetrating and scoring...

Loy Mary +8 over Col St **
Col Charles +3 over LSU **

Yest
5-2 +11*'s
day before 7-1 +13*'s

total 12-3 +24*'s
maybe its time for some fades....

thanks Wine,Race,Scorfhaz,Big Boss and smax....
 

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THE WAY ITS GOIN CLARK GRISWALD IS G!!!:142smilie:mj07::mj07:ROGUE 1 STARRING BOX!!:popcorn2:popcorn2GREAT ENTERTAINMENT PAL!! GL WITH PICS AND BAT:facepalm::142smilie:popcorn2
 

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Voting E none of the above but bat flys down to the firehouse nesting comfortably in very large Christmas tree. Thanks Box !
 
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