Monday Night Football and Week 10 from your Pal..The Maggot

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I'm typing live as Springsteen would say from the Swamps of Jersey. The tent is up the Boys are all here The Beers are flowing. We are about to get in to some serious Beer Pong for cash and High Stakes Corn Hole. ( No not the kind the queen gives up on My Birthday.:0corn. The Menu Includes 3 types of wings for starters.
Sausage and Peppers
A 50lb pig that is turning on Henry's jerry rigged rotisserie as we speak
20 racks of BBQ Ribs
30 dozen clams for shucking or roasting
Burgers and foot long dogs
and enough beer, Titos Vodka and Fireball to ensure the Big Blue faithful are fired up enough to be heard on national TV. The only Problem is this new Dump we share with them White trash Jets fans is not built to be loud like the old one. It is a shell of it's former self.


Yes I'm a season ticket holder and I may or may not be going in tonight. I usually go to the tailgate and give my seat to one of the boys or my daughters or whatever. Also depends on how The days gambling and drinking goes. We bet on everything in the parking lot on game day.

I don't usually bet on or against my boys. Tonight is no exception.

Trying to be unbiased tonight is not hard because I don't think we are very good. That said I like the Big Blue at Home tonight as a dog and coming off the bye. I think Eli went to school on what Big Ben was able to exploit. I think he will come out throwing and use the tight end like he was in the early going. Randall and Beckham should be able to exploit a fairly exposed secondary and the slot should pay dividends as well. The Colts are not fresh coming off 8 straight games including the last 3 against the hard hitting Ravens, Bengals and Steelers respectively. None of the pundits I have been listening to on the radio and tv or the message boards tend to agree with me.

I see a lot of Colts and the Over

I see it Giants +3 Under 50.5
But what do I know. I went 1-4 this week
 

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The port-a-pottie here smells like an Eagle fans house..My God it is ripe. I wish these new phones had smell a vision because my words are not doing it justice. Seriously though thank god it is only like 5pm it is only going to get worse. And why do all the close talkers have to come up to the maggot to tell their life story. Slims wife is ok looking but her breath smells like a diaper genie.. Needless to say she has a jet jersey on. (Sanchez)

Dirty Sanchez indeed
 

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My new yankee best friend. Some seriously funny stuff. This is enough to put me on the giants.
 

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hanks Guys... Glad I don't bet my squad. Ouch.


Record ytd All posted here.
Straight plays 26-19 (totals 13-8) +514
3 team parlays 1-8 ( +100)
3 team teasers 5-4 ( +220)
Best bets 3-6 wtf?
Bonus 3 team tease and parlay shit the bed to knock another -170 off the balance ledger.
Bonus two team teaser +100 from week 8
No more bonus plays they are a pain in the ass to track

+764 ob the year.


Back to the Pack this week.

Browns are ahead of where they are supposed to be at this point. No way they expected to be 5-3 at the half way mark. Look for them to stagger to the finish line like a 3 legged rented mule 3-5 or 2-6 in their last 8. If you were to look at the talent on these two teams going into the season you would make the bungles a 10 point choice. I get them at minus 6 at home? In prime time?

I'll Take it

Kc is very well coached and this is a game they really need and should be able to get on the road. Plus the Bills are way ahead of where most people had them picked at this point. It's time for them to come back to the pack... Not quite yet, I love the Bills corners and I think they can force some mistakes and shut down the Kc pass game and the Bills can stop the run and steal one at home I will take the Bills +1.5 coming off the bye

Gb -7 (-115)
As far as I'm concerned the Bears have packed it in. That is not a good thing to have done when you are going into Lambeau for a night game. Just way to many advantages for Green bay in this game. I would lay 10 in this spot. I see a lot of Lambeau leaps.



Saints 49er under 49


atlanta tampa under 46


Will right these up in more detail later.


The top 3 have been parlayed and teased for 100 on the par and 200 on the tease. Not sure which of the 3 is my top bet and the way they have been going you may not want to know.
 

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really love the Bengals here tempted to make them my top laid but they will be my number two play behind the bills.
 

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Cincinnati ruin my chances for a big week but we could still rally for a profit.the queen is at a Tupperware party.I'm going to be watching porn and football and drinking beer all day.got to go it's time to rough up the suspect.
 
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