Morning Joke

[Sportsaholic]

Two nuns are walking through the park at night when they are trapped and raped by two thugs.

One nun screams out: " Lord, forgive him for he does not know what he is doing!"

The other nun screams: "Mine does!"

 

[Sportsaholic]

This couple is getting freaky in the woods, and some time goes by, and the man says "gosh it's dark, I wish I had a flash light".

the woman replies, "me too, you have been eating grass for the past 30 minutes".

 

[Sportsaholic]

A man and his wife were driving home one very cold night when the wife asks her husband to stop the car.

There was a baby skunk lying at the side of
the road, and she got out to see if it was still alive. It was, and she said to her husband, "It's nearly frozen to death. Can we take it with us, get it warm, and let it go in the morning?" The husband says, "O.K., Get in the car with it."

She asks "Where shall I put it to get it warm?"
He says, "Put it in between your legs. It's nice and warm there."

The wife asks "But what about the smell?"

The husband replies"He'll be fine, just hold its nose."

The husband is expected to recover, but the skunk she used to beat him with died at the scene.