Subject: Fwd: Dad's job
>
>
> >
> > Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> children
> > what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
> up-fireman,
> > policeman, salesman, etc...
> >
> > Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him
> > about his father.
> >
> > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his
> > clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good,
> he'll
> > go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other
> > children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to
ask
> him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny,
"He's the offensive line coach at Notre Dame,
and I was too embarrassed to say so."
>
>
> >
> > Little Johnny was in his 4th grade class when the teacher asked the
> children
> > what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
> up-fireman,
> > policeman, salesman, etc...
> >
> > Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher
asked him
> > about his father.
> >
> > "My father's an exotic dancer in a gay cabaret and takes off all
his
> > clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really
good,
> he'll
> > go out to the alley with some guy and have sex with him for money."
> >
> > The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the
other
> > children to work on some coloring, and took Little Johnny aside to
ask
> him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny,
"He's the offensive line coach at Notre Dame,
and I was too embarrassed to say so."
