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RexBudler

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porno in the other room and I told her I was just watching the tennis match. Anyone watching this Sharapova having some of the loudest orgasms I have ever heard on the court. She puts Seles too shame and lookwise too. Whoops, she is only 17 :scared :mj07:
 

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Dick Enberg just now:

"If you close your eyes, it sounds like a torture chamber. They're both screaming now."

Yes, Dick, they sure are.
 

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Actually, a reporter close to the action reported that the players never made a peep. The screams you heard were coming from the seams on Serena's shorts.
 

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Not much to look at, but I always have thought Mary Pierce had the best set of legs.
 
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