A monkey is sitting in a tree, smoking a joint, when an iguana walks past.
The iguana looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey monkey! What are you doing up there?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, why don't you come on up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the iguana climbs up and sits next to the monkey and finishes smoking the joint with the monkey.
After a while the iguana says his mouth is dry, and that he's going to go and get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the iguana is so stoned that he leans over a little too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned iguana, helping him back up on the bank.
The crocodile then asks the iguana, "What's the hells the matter with you anyway?!"
The iguana explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he accidentally fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile decides he has to check this out for himself. So he walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing yet another joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... just how much water did you drink?"
POT...Natures way of saying "Hi"
The iguana looks up and says to the monkey, "Hey monkey! What are you doing up there?"
The monkey says "Smoking a joint, why don't you come on up and join me, my cold-blooded friend."
So the iguana climbs up and sits next to the monkey and finishes smoking the joint with the monkey.
After a while the iguana says his mouth is dry, and that he's going to go and get a drink from the river.
At the riverbank, the iguana is so stoned that he leans over a little too far over and falls into the river.
A Crocodile sees this and swims over to the stoned iguana, helping him back up on the bank.
The crocodile then asks the iguana, "What's the hells the matter with you anyway?!"
The iguana explains to the crocodile that he was sitting in the tree, smoking a joint with his new monkey friend. He then explained how his mouth got dry, and that he was so wasted that when he went to get a drink from the river, he accidentally fell in!
The inquisitive crocodile decides he has to check this out for himself. So he walks into the jungle and finds the tree where the monkey is sitting, finishing yet another joint. He looks up and says "Hey, MONKEY!"
The Monkey looks down and says "FUUUUUCK, DUDE....... just how much water did you drink?"
POT...Natures way of saying "Hi"
