need some creative help

[snoozer]

we are rolling out an online calculator (yes I said a calculator) to some mortgage banker and I need to do a presentation / skit on it.

I found a skit from SNL that I can take some stuff, anyone know of any good calculator jokes or suggestions on how to make this interesting?

 

[PocketAces]

Is there an app for that?

 

[Phenom]

http://www.langmaker.com/calculatorwords.htm

 

[comfortable1]

You could start by wearing this.