DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they
moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases int elligence, and
prevents conception.
DUMEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for women. Incrases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration and credit limit of spending spree.
J ACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, or phone number.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
NAGAMET:
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
it herself
DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they
moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases int elligence, and
prevents conception.
DUMEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for women. Incrases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration and credit limit of spending spree.
J ACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, or phone number.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
NAGAMET:
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
it herself
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they
moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases int elligence, and
prevents conception.
DUMEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for women. Incrases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration and credit limit of spending spree.
J ACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, or phone number.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
NAGAMET:
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
it herself
DAMNITOL:
Take 2 and the rest of the world can go to hell for up to 8 hours.
ST. MOMMA'S WORT:
Plant extract that treats mom's depression by rendering preschoolers
unconscious for up to two days.
EMPTYNESTROGEN:
Suppository that eliminates melancholy and loneliness by reminding you
how awful they were as teenagers and how you couldn't wait until they
moved out.
PEPTOBIMBO:
Liquid silicone drink for single women. Two full cups swallowed before
an evening out increases breast size, decreases int elligence, and
prevents conception.
DUMEROL:
When taken with Peptobimbo, can cause dangerously low IQ, resulting in
enjoyment of country music and pickup trucks.
FLIPITOR:
Increases life expectancy of commuters by controlling road rage and the
urge to flip off other drivers.
MENICILLIN:
Potent anti-boy-otic for women. Incrases resistance to such lethal
lines as, "You make me want to be a better person. Can we get naked now?"
BUYAGRA:
Injectable stimulant taken prior to shopping. Increases potency,
duration and credit limit of spending spree.
J ACKASSPIRIN:
Relieves headache caused by a man who can't remember your birthday,
anniversary, or phone number.
ANTI-TALKSIDENT:
A spray carried in a purse or wallet to be used on anyone too eager to
share their life stories with total strangers in elevators or on airplanes.
NAGAMET:
When administered to a husband, provides the same irritation level as
nagging him all weekend, saving the wife the time and trouble of doing
it herself
