New Minnesota Law

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Just wanted to give you a "heads up" on some changes being made in speed law enforcement in Minnesota. It is important that non-residents planning to visit Minnesota know about this before they use their roads.

Starting today, anyone stopped for a first speeding offense will be issued a ticket to a Vikings game. Those stopped for a second offense will actually have to use it. :eek:
 

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It's even worse for us residents as any moving infraction warrants us a lock on our TV sets to the Vinking game only!!

HA! :p
 

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That's funny we have the same laws here with the Cardinals. But if we have get a 3rd ticket we have to dress like Bidwell for a week & hang out with him until you become as bland as him.
 
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I just found out that for Packer week and MN resident in violation will be forced to attend the game, wear a foam cheese wedge, drink shitty beer (miller or lite) and pee in the sinks. I guess our Packer envy is causing us to try and be like them!!

:drinky: :drinky: :toast: :drinky:
 

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Before coming down to the breakfast cave every morning, Osama bin Laden would look into his magical mirror and ask, "Mirror, mirror, on the wall, who's the biggest asshole of them all?"
The mirror would reply, "You are Osama."
That would make his day and he would arrive at the breakfast cave with a huge smile on his face, before indulging in his goat milk and dried cowpat cereal.
Not a day went by when he wouldn't ask the mirror, and every day the mirror would confirm his question. Yes, he was in fact, the biggest asshole of them all.
One day, Osama arrived at the breakfast table with a huge scowl on his face, and he was obviously very upset. One of his eleven wives summed up the courage to ask him, "What's wrong, Osama?"
Osama replied, "WHO THE HELL IS RANDY MOSS?" :D
 

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Great suff Big Daddy....by the way, love the Max Magee quote. Met Max several times when he was running Montanitas in Blooomington, MN . A real card!

Are you going to the game on Sunday?

Kinda likin' the Vikes to cover...but would really like the line to get to 7+.


It is rumored around here that Brett make be back on the Vicodin since he's having such a great season!

:toast: :thumb:
 

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BBMF said:
I just found out that for Packer week and MN resident in violation will be forced to attend the game, wear a foam cheese wedge, drink shitty beer (miller or lite) and pee in the sinks. I guess our Packer envy is causing us to try and be like them!!

:drinky: :drinky: :toast: :drinky:


Some of those fans thought they could act like they were at home!:D
 

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This thread is not FUNNY!

This thread is not FUNNY!

I have to liver her ya know!

Big Daddy...Big game this week, they shouldn't have lost to Whitewater!

Maybe you ought to have a little pregame meal for the boys!!!

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Well Dogface, Stout lost a heartbreaker to LaCrosse. They already had heard that Oshkosh had upset Whitewater, so they knew that if they won, they would be co-champs and get the automatic bid in the playoffs. Stout was down by 7 when they went on a long scoring drive that ended in a touchdown with less than a minute left in the game. However, earlier in the game, they lost their holder due to injury, so instead of being able to kick the extra point and go to overtime, they were forced to go for the 2 point conversion. The guy was tackled on the one foot line. The kicking game finally came back to haunt them. It was very weak all season.
 

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Damn they must have issued a host of tickets........Viking fans showed up and helped there team win! Miracles never cease to happen!


Oh well as long as Illinois does not make their violators go to any of the Bears games we will be OK!
 
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