Well, we won't play any music because our mission is much more grand - to become the best group of handicappers on the internet.
All are invited to join, as long as you follow a few simple rules:
1. All subject lines must be posted in ALL CAPS. Ise of bold words such as SMASH, HAMMER, and LOCK is encouraged.
2. Threads must be bumped four times throughout the week. Once on Thursday, once on Friday, and twice on Saturday. The Saturday bumps are to either used to let us know how much you are winning or to complain about a bad call in games that you have lost. If you don't like to self-bumb your thread, just make a few new names on the board and use those to wish yourself luck.
3. A "GOY" must be posted once a month. If you are not comfortable with this, then you can post "POM" plays, which must be done on a weekly basis.
4. All nationally televised games must be bet on, regardless of sport. No exceptions!
5. Every once and a while post a ten team parlay that missed by one after the fact. Adds credibility to your name that you can pick 9 out of 10 winner and collect nothing from it.
6. Base unit plays are 5* at a minimum. We've never heard of a one unit wager. It looks like you are wagering much more when you play 5, 10, and 15 star plays then just your ordinary 1,2,3 wagers, even when the the actual amount of money wagered is no different.
Just follow these rules and you'll be on the fast track to becoming a highly respected hanidcapper all over the net.
All are invited to join, as long as you follow a few simple rules:
1. All subject lines must be posted in ALL CAPS. Ise of bold words such as SMASH, HAMMER, and LOCK is encouraged.
2. Threads must be bumped four times throughout the week. Once on Thursday, once on Friday, and twice on Saturday. The Saturday bumps are to either used to let us know how much you are winning or to complain about a bad call in games that you have lost. If you don't like to self-bumb your thread, just make a few new names on the board and use those to wish yourself luck.
3. A "GOY" must be posted once a month. If you are not comfortable with this, then you can post "POM" plays, which must be done on a weekly basis.
4. All nationally televised games must be bet on, regardless of sport. No exceptions!
5. Every once and a while post a ten team parlay that missed by one after the fact. Adds credibility to your name that you can pick 9 out of 10 winner and collect nothing from it.
6. Base unit plays are 5* at a minimum. We've never heard of a one unit wager. It looks like you are wagering much more when you play 5, 10, and 15 star plays then just your ordinary 1,2,3 wagers, even when the the actual amount of money wagered is no different.
Just follow these rules and you'll be on the fast track to becoming a highly respected hanidcapper all over the net.
