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HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED GUY
Wow..and your feet are so big!
I guess this makes me the early bird!
But it still works - right?
Are you cold?
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Why is God punishing me?
I never saw one like that before.
Maybe it looks better in natural light?
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Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his wanker. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.
After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?"
Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear... arm good...long,strong... but Tarzan not crazy about new wienie... all day long, pick weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass."
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The doctor tells his patient: "Mandy, I have some good news and some bad news."
She asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you
aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared."
"And the bad news?" Mandy asks. To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a natural bitch."
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HARSH THINGS A WOMAN CAN SAY TO A NAKED GUY
Wow..and your feet are so big!
I guess this makes me the early bird!
But it still works - right?
Are you cold?
Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
Why don't we just cuddle?
You know they have surgery to fix that.
Why is God punishing me?
I never saw one like that before.
Maybe it looks better in natural light?
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Tarzan gets in a terrible fight with a ferocious lion, and loses an eye, an arm, and his wanker. The animals of the jungle nurse Tarzan back to health. They give him the eye of a hawk, the arm of a gorilla, and for a pecker, they give him a baby elephant's trunk.
After about a week, Cheetah comes up to Tarzan and says, "Tarzan, how you like-a your new parts?"
Tarzan says, "Eye good...Tarzan see far, clear... arm good...long,strong... but Tarzan not crazy about new wienie... all day long, pick weeds and stuff up Tarzan's ass."
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The doctor tells his patient: "Mandy, I have some good news and some bad news."
She asks for the good news first.
"Well, the test results are in, and the good news is that you
aren't suffering from Pre-menstrual Syndrome, as you'd feared."
"And the bad news?" Mandy asks. To which the Doc replies: "I'm afraid there's no cure for being a natural bitch."
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