Nominees for 2005 Madjack Awards Poll

Dicky V

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Would like to start this and at the Super Bowl Party hand out Certificates or Trophys maybe Medals for 1) Biggest Fade 2) Most likely to succeed 3) Site Clown :clap:
 

trolln4walii

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Dicky V said:
succed at succeding

Think you just disqualified yourself from that one Dicky :mj07:

Biggest Fade is the one true :padlock: Barclay will ever have.

Quite a few members have had me piss my pants, spit beer on my computer, or have that soda squirt from my nose. Jury still out on that one :thinking:
 

Agent 0659

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jpblack34 said:
LOL Agent, I had you for the clean sweep!!!
:mj07: :clap: :mj07:

:mj13:

Thats it, Im on my way to Texas to whoop up on you for about 72 holes at 100 a hole :mj14:
 
S

S-Love

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1) Kneifl- a hidden gem
2) fatdaddycool- whoops I thought it read Most Likely To Succock
3) beantownjim- funniest fawk on the Net
 

Agent 0659

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All is well here JP, hope you find the fuks that robbed you. Let me know if you do I will comw down there with my 2 iron. I probably hit it better than you. :mj07:
 

fatdaddycool

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Mar 26, 2001
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Here are some more categories;

1) Most likely to try to slam someone by making a reference to homosexual activity.

2) Most likely to talk about man on man sex

3) Most likely to be told to go to bed early without his nightly diddle from the live-in drunken uncle

4) Most likely to wake up in the middle of the night screaming because there AREN'T visions of man meat chasing him in his dreams.

5) Most likely to to be on NAMBLA's speed dial list

6) Most likely to say something childish and idiotic knowing full well he is miles away sitting behind his case workers computer

7) Most likely to have to run to the store to get "MOM" another pack of camels and some more epsom salts for her feet after a hard night of hookin.

8) Most likely to "know" several ex-communicated priests personally.

9) Most likely not to meet fatdaddycool at Fours in Boston after the Blackhawks game and a good solid beating like the bitch that he is.

10) Most likey to be eating strained beets for the rest of his man-loving life if he makes the mistake of showing up


By God, its a queen, oops I mean, clean sweep. Yessir it is the one and only S-Love (sack love). Now now little girl, don't go getting sissy's panties in a wad, or go running to the headmaster at the orphanage and say someone is picking on you. He may want you to do "your chores" again and give him that feeling only you can. So go ahead and try to make some stupid reply Potsie I got nothing but time. Dumbass.
 

Dicky V

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fatdaddycool said:
Here are some more categories;

1) Most likely to try to slam someone by making a reference to homosexual activity.

2) Most likely to talk about man on man sex

3) Most likely to be told to go to bed early without his nightly diddle from the live-in drunken uncle

4) Most likely to wake up in the middle of the night screaming because there AREN'T visions of man meat chasing him in his dreams.

5) Most likely to to be on NAMBLA's speed dial list

6) Most likely to say something childish and idiotic knowing full well he is miles away sitting behind his case workers computer

7) Most likely to have to run to the store to get "MOM" another pack of camels and some more epsom salts for her feet after a hard night of hookin.

8) Most likely to "know" several ex-communicated priests personally.

9) Most likely not to meet fatdaddycool at Fours in Boston after the Blackhawks game and a good solid beating like the bitch that he is.

10) Most likey to be eating strained beets for the rest of his man-loving life if he makes the mistake of showing up


By God, its a queen, oops I mean, clean sweep. Yessir it is the one and only S-Love (sack love). Now now little girl, don't go getting sissy's panties in a wad, or go running to the headmaster at the orphanage and say someone is picking on you. He may want you to do "your chores" again and give him that feeling only you can. So go ahead and try to make some stupid reply Potsie I got nothing but time. Dumbass.
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :mj07: :clap: :clap: :clap: :clap: judges
 
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S-Love

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fatdaddycool said:
Here are some more categories;


9) Most likely not to meet fatdaddycool at Fours in Boston after the Blackhawks game and a good solid beating like the bitch that he is.

10) Most likey to be eating strained beets for the rest of his man-loving life if he makes the mistake of showing up

The 'Chi-Town Hustler' has been reduced to making online threats of violence.

Here pussy, pussy, pussy
 

kneifl

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A Typical Saturday night for S-Love sitting in front of the computer admiring himself....

slove4of.jpg


:scared :scared :scared

kneifl
 

kneifl

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Mjolnir said:
kneifl,
that is incredibly disturbing. i'm gonna have to see if i can out gross you.

Oh I know,

Found it at ebaumsworld. The funny thing is I bet that is VERY similar to what the guy ACTUALLY looks like.

:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:

kneifl
 
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