WELL BOYS I KNOW MY LIFE ISNT TO EXCITING ANYMORE I USED TO GAMBLE ALL DAY AND NIGHT NOW ITS 8.45 ON SATURDAY NIGHT AND I AM SITTING IN THE FORUM WITH NICK DOUGLAS JUST THE 2 OF US WOW
SO NICK WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER I HAD BOLOGNA AND CHEESE ON DAY OLD BREAD AND YOU NICK?GONE ARE MY SATURDAY NIGHTS AT LEGAL SEAFOODS WHEN I WOULD TIP MY VALET MAN A C-NOTE JUST TO PARK MY CAR THEN I WOULD DINE ALLNIGHT WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND FRIENDS AND TALK SPORTS AT THE BAR.JACK IT SUCKS BEING TAPPED OUT OF GAMBLING MONEY ANYWAY YOU CAN HOLD A FUNDRAISER IN MY NAME LIKE OUR PRESIDENT DOES.HE CHARGES 2000 DOLLARS A PLATE JACK I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD CHARGE 300 DOLLARS A PLATE FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM FUNDRAISER ILL EVEN BRING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WITH ME AND FOR AN EXTRA 100 DOLLARS HE WILL SUCKER PUNCH YOU IN THE BREAD BASKET.JACK I DONT USUALLY GO LOOKING FOR HAND OUTS BUT MY LOVELY WIFE HAS ME ON A BUDGETT NOW AND I STILL HAVE 2 EMPTY APARTMENTS .SO BOYS AS YOU GUYS ARE ALL OUT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT HAVING A GREAT TIME I WILL JUST SIT HERE IN THE FORUM AND TALK TO ANOTHER WANT TO BE WRITER AND LOSER NICK DOUGLAS.SO NICK WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA I JUST GOT SOME IMPORTED FROM CHINA LET ME KNOW ILL BREW YOU A CUP NOW LETS HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT HUH NICK I AM LONLY HERE AND I HAVE NO GAMBLING ACTION MAYBE OUR PAL DR. STRANGLOVE WILL POST A PICTURE OF A NAKED BROAD FOR US HUH NICKY BOY JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER SATURDAY WITH NICK DOUGLAS THIS SUCKS.(BROTHER CAN YOU SPEAR A DIME FOR A FELLOW AMERICAN) IF I AM LUCKY I THINK I WILL HAVE 600 BUCKS THIS WEEK TO GAMBLE WITH MY LOVELY WIFE SAID SHE MIGHT CONSIDER IT IF I CAN RENT THE APARTMENT WISH ME LUCK BOYS I NEED A JUMP START:toast: I GRIN WHEN I WIN
I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
SO NICK WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR DINNER I HAD BOLOGNA AND CHEESE ON DAY OLD BREAD AND YOU NICK?GONE ARE MY SATURDAY NIGHTS AT LEGAL SEAFOODS WHEN I WOULD TIP MY VALET MAN A C-NOTE JUST TO PARK MY CAR THEN I WOULD DINE ALLNIGHT WITH MY LOVELY WIFE AND FRIENDS AND TALK SPORTS AT THE BAR.JACK IT SUCKS BEING TAPPED OUT OF GAMBLING MONEY ANYWAY YOU CAN HOLD A FUNDRAISER IN MY NAME LIKE OUR PRESIDENT DOES.HE CHARGES 2000 DOLLARS A PLATE JACK I WAS THINKING MAYBE YOU COULD CHARGE 300 DOLLARS A PLATE FOR THE BEANTOWNJIM FUNDRAISER ILL EVEN BRING JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN WITH ME AND FOR AN EXTRA 100 DOLLARS HE WILL SUCKER PUNCH YOU IN THE BREAD BASKET.JACK I DONT USUALLY GO LOOKING FOR HAND OUTS BUT MY LOVELY WIFE HAS ME ON A BUDGETT NOW AND I STILL HAVE 2 EMPTY APARTMENTS .SO BOYS AS YOU GUYS ARE ALL OUT THIS SATURDAY NIGHT HAVING A GREAT TIME I WILL JUST SIT HERE IN THE FORUM AND TALK TO ANOTHER WANT TO BE WRITER AND LOSER NICK DOUGLAS.SO NICK WOULD YOU LIKE ANOTHER CUP OF TEA I JUST GOT SOME IMPORTED FROM CHINA LET ME KNOW ILL BREW YOU A CUP NOW LETS HAVE SOME FUN TONIGHT HUH NICK I AM LONLY HERE AND I HAVE NO GAMBLING ACTION MAYBE OUR PAL DR. STRANGLOVE WILL POST A PICTURE OF A NAKED BROAD FOR US HUH NICKY BOY JESUS CHRIST ANOTHER SATURDAY WITH NICK DOUGLAS THIS SUCKS.(BROTHER CAN YOU SPEAR A DIME FOR A FELLOW AMERICAN) IF I AM LUCKY I THINK I WILL HAVE 600 BUCKS THIS WEEK TO GAMBLE WITH MY LOVELY WIFE SAID SHE MIGHT CONSIDER IT IF I CAN RENT THE APARTMENT WISH ME LUCK BOYS I NEED A JUMP START:toast: I GRIN WHEN I WIN I WILL NEVER FORGET THE GREAT CASCADE ROBBERY OF 2003 THE DAY LENNY AND CASCADE SPORTSBOOK STOLE 660 DOLLARS FROM ME THEN CALLED ME A SUCKER:thefinger
