Official Ray Lewis Tweets thread

[Penguinfan]

Some of these are great:

@TuckerMax

So happy Ray Lewis gets to take a stab at a second Super Bowl #felonymurder
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@TheFakeESPN

Ray Lewis says "I try to live a humble life" which is why his game-ending, humility shuffle at the 50-yard line is his favorite.


@KeithMac28

Ray Lewis needs to settle down with this God act. Yes, you're a beast, but you killed a human being, you lunatic.

@iowahawkblog

Looks like one more game before Ray Lewis hangs up the cleats and sharpens up the knife. #AmericasBelovedKnifeMurdererNumber54

 

[Penguinfan]

@VeryRudeTweets

I saw Ray Lewis spike a ball on TV tonight. It was like the football was a knife, and the ground was a person.

@djsourmilk

I really do believe Ray Lewis is THAT thankful though. Think about it, he's supposed to be doing life in prison for murder.

@Sarcasmicfiend

Ray Lewis is acting like he just got away with murder

 

[Penguinfan]

@BurgundyBlog

Every moment you're not thinking about Ray Lewis is a moment Ray Lewis hates.

@nicsteffl

Contrary to most opinions I actually ONLY like Ray Lewis because he murdered two people

@erinscafe

Ray Lewis is currently murdering the English language


@LauknessMonster

Oh god... I have to listen to Ray Lewis for another 2 weeks.

@_LovelyAC

Ray Lewis ever say a prayer for the dude he killed in that club or ???

@IamEvilTebow

I wonder if Ray Lewis cried this much after he murdered two people.

 

[Penguinfan]

@JimmyTraina

You think Linsday Lohan is at home watching this and saying, "Man, that Ray Lewis seems crazy."

@TheFakeESPN

Ray Lewis hires Explosions In The Sky to follow him around for 2 weeks and play music while he says inspirational sounding stuff.

@sahadevsharma

Basically, if the camera isn't faced squarely on Ray Lewis, he'll just hug someone who it is on
@Kristenbehrendt

Every time someone says Har-Bowl, Ray Lewis kills an imaginary girlfriend

@TheFakeESPN

If only those guys Ray Lewis killed were alive to see this

@DanFleyshman

Ray Lewis is an impressive athlete but he had a murder "situation" and has 6 kids by 4 woman so take it easy w/the Holy High Horse stuff.

 

[Penguinfan]

@LindsayyJoyce

So Ray Lewis is still a murderer.....Correct?

@waynelarrivee

Okay I'm already sick of seeing the Ray Lewis gyrations, and all the demonstrative postgame stuff! Will this SB ever end?!

@PeterDellaPenna

The Bible verse on Ray Lewis' shirt? Psalm 91: "Thine seeks and gains salvation after aiding and abetting thine friends who hast murdered."

@texashsfootball

Flood Warning in Gillette Stadium.. from a mass of Ray Lewis tears.

@KPic

The Ray Lewis show is getting old.. He thanks god ten times a minute but we forget he literally killed a guy #savage #shouldhavekilledbrady

@WFNYKirk

I'm not going to take a stab at any more Ray Lewis digs. That's just beating a subject to death then speeding away in a limo.

 

[Penguinfan]

@twoeightnine

Ray Lewis is going to the Ray Lewis Bowl in Ray Lewis City to play against the non-Ray Lewises. Just hope he doesn't Ray Lewis someone again

‏@mccue93

Ray Lewis murdered it

@mike_bower7

Theres something about Ray Lewis that makes me want to hate him.. Oh yeah that's right.. He killed someone

@JordanStrack

Shocking...Ray Lewis making this all about himself...what a selfish tool...couldn't possibly dislike any player more...

@itsJarm

Ray Lewis is overdoing it now

@DCSportsFan

Ray Lewis is a drama queen #DCSportsFan

@realryanlayton

Ray Lewis hasn't been this happy since he got away with murder

@JohnnyGoodtimes

If he hadn't killed those two people by stabbing them with a knife Ray Lewis would be one of my favorite players ever

@_Happy_Gilmore

Ray Lewis sure cries a lot for someone who murdered a guy

 

[jr11]

Wow, this thread is bad, but I had to shake my head at this one....

 

[Penguinfan]

@drewmagary

Oh goody. The Ray Lewis asscrack prayer.

@KoryKeys

No, Ray Lewis doesn't notice any of those cameras around him. Nope. Not a one.

@CORNYtheROOSTER

do you think Ray Lewis would have assumed that position often in prison.

@bami_

ray lewis' stats: 5 prayers, 2 forced tears, 10 meltdowns. oh yeah and 2 tackles

@glenyrd

When the hell did Ray Lewis become a crazy old jabbering hobo?

@djsourmilk

Don't put the camera on Ray Lewis, we already know he's crying

@SCNotTopTen

Ray Lewis: hall of famer, inspirational speaker, cries at the end of my girl, and....a Murderer

@Chrisreed619

Steeling myself for the upcoming Ray Lewis dancing/screaming/crying/praying extravaganza.

@ZachKerker

Man, Ray Lewis was killin it out there today. I mean he was playin with a real murderous mentality

@highwaytohelv

Ray Lewis thanks God for the win and for looking the other way on the abbing-stay urder-may.

‏@SCNotTopTen

Well at least Ray Lewis won't have to kill anybody tonight

@alexSSN

Ray Lewis cries a lot. But he also kills people, so I'm not messing with him

 

[Penguinfan]

@loyalx3andrea

i'm driving my car into a volcano and i'm taking ray lewis with me

@jmgraham8

I'd punch Ray Lewis, but then he would just murder me and get away with it.

@michelleisawolf

Some kill people with kindness, Ray Lewis uses knives.

@FlyGoalScoredBy

Pretty sure Ray Lewis is the worst person of all time.

@jackieclarke

I hate Ray Lewis. I hope someone pees on him.

@gourmetspud

Ray Lewis is the world's scariest attention-starved 15 year old girl

@mchappell51

Oh boy. Two more weeks of Ray Lewis' farewell tour

 

[gardenweasel]

"rayenthal"

 

[WhatsHisNuts]

@TheFakeESPN

If only those guys Ray Lewis killed were alive to see this

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[DZ]

The Ray Lewis is a murderer comments are played out. Shit was tired like 6 years ago.

 

[dawgball]

These are pretty funny.

 

[jhawksoon]

The Ray Lewis is a murderer comments are played out. Shit was tired like 6 years ago.

Ya tell that to the dude that died.

 

[DZ]

Ya tell that to the dude that died.

Yea I get it. He was involved in a murder 12 years ago. He settled with the victim's family. The thing that gets me is you don't hear anybody sayin' shit until a guy is suddenly successful. Where were all these comments before the Raven's went to the SB? I'm sorry for the guy who got killed, but damn, the comments are old.

 

[Penguinfan]

You know these are all jokes, right?

 

[DZ]

You know these are all jokes, right?

Yea, I know. I guess I should lighten up a bit. I don't know why I even care :lol:

 

[Penguinfan]

I hope Ray knows these are jokes, I don't want him to murder me.

 

[Betone]

Yea I get it. He was involved in a murder 12 years ago. He settled with the victim's family. The thing that gets me is you don't hear anybody sayin' shit until a guy is suddenly successful. Where were all these comments before the Raven's went to the SB? I'm sorry for the guy who got killed, but damn, the comments are old.

:toast:

 

[Betone]

I hope Ray knows these are jokes, I don't want him to murder me.

That's the great thing about the internet, you would never dream of saying this to his face. :0003