Ok, let's fukc with this guy!

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You may remember I was looking into adopting my dog out to a new home. I put an ad in the paper, and have had at least 5 calls from the scammers. (http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=296908&highlight=pull) This must be huge right now because they just keep calling. Well, I got another call tonight, and I decided to start messing with them! I created a new email addy StuPidasso at Yahoo:mj07:

I sent the guy this...

hey, thanks for calling. I really hope you can take my dog named bill. If not, I am forced to have him out to sleep tomorrow as we are moving out of town and cant take him.

He is a great german shepard that is 1 yr old.

Please let me know

Stu


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Here is his response....

hello,
Thanks very much for your email,you have to bear with me as I have
hearing problems,hence the use of relay.The reason I am sending you this
email is to make final reconfirmation of thepuppy) but i would
also like to alert you that i will be making payment with a certified
USPS money order/cashiers check. Please if you are in agreement, you can
email me with your full name and address and your direct telephone
number (no P.O. Box please) , so I can effect payment.,am in Utah where i
live with my wife and three kids,we run a store i own, but will have a friend contact you
for pickup as soon as I have made payment.................

I also want to alert you on the fact that you will be recieving an
overdraft Usps Money Order/cashiers check,,,,,,,,,,,,, which will cover
the money for the pickup (pickup and flying to the final destination)
as well as the money to be paid to the company that will take care of
the pickup and the documentation with you......... So please, as soon as
you receive payment, go and cash them immediately, deduct the money
that accrues to you, and send the balance to the Head Office of the
company that handles the shipment via the nearest Western Union
agent in your area.......................... Deduct the Western Union
charges from the balance and send the remaining immediately,you
will sending the balance to the headquaters of the company handling
pickup.I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Bye And Thanks ....
bukinsy


:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


Now, let's conger up some good shit for this guy, I really want to fukc with him!

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Was thinking along the lines of,

can you take my dog? I hope you dont mind he really likes to hump legs, and I usually just let him to prevent getting bitten.
 

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Wow! Mr. Allen, are you serious? I can't believe bill is finally going to find a home. Wouldn't you like some more information on him though? And why not just get a dog in Utah? Plus, the dog is free, no need to send me any $$$. Well, maybe for shipping I guess. I am so excited! This is Gods will I just know it!

Stu


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Agent 0659

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Shit! Hope i didn't run him off.

Sent this....

Hello? could you please respond soon as my wife is so excited about finding a home for bill. we had all but given up hope. he is such a great doggy! We are very busy and leaving for dinner soon but was hoping to hear from you.

thanks

stu



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Morris

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Shit! Hope i didn't run him off.

Sent this....

Hello? could you please respond soon as my wife is so excited about finding a home for bill. we had all but given up hope. he is such a great doggy! We are very busy and leaving for dinner soon but was hoping to hear from you.

thanks

stu



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I think you may have over done it. You sound like the Cleavers! :mj07:
 

Agent 0659

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Got this....

Hello
so i will be waiting for your infomation now so i can make out the payment ok

regards


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Not so fast Buyuji!

:mj07:

Well sir, as excited as I am, we need to know bill is going to a good home. Please as you can understand he is a part of our family. We cannot just ship him to Utah without knowing it is a good place. For all we know, you could be a dog fight runner and wish him harm.

Please tell us some more about yourself and where bill will be staying.

stu



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HELLO I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT BILL IS GOING TO SAY WITH ME TA MY HOME AND I WILL MAKE BILL HAPPLY ALL DAY OK


:scared :scared :scared

And he went BTJ with the caps......
 

Agent 0659

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Great! Do you have a yard? If so, how big? Is it fenced? How old are your kids?

Will you take bill on walks and will you feed him his favorite food it is expensive.

Also, will you take bill to work or will he be in a cage all day?

please sir I love bill and need to know more.

stu
 

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How good? Been thinking about getting one.

Madden was decent finally this year..

Yea Madden was the best it has been on the 360 so far, but could still be better. Tiger is really good, they added a few new features and the Online play is real good if you are into that. The course detail is real good and they have most of the top courses in the game.
 

Agent 0659

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hello i have a big compand and my jkid is 12 and i will give bill any food i will like to tell and bill will be with me all day at my office so email back with the detail i need ok


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HELLO I WILL LIKE TO TELL YOU THAT BILL IS GOING TO SAY WITH ME TA MY HOME AND I WILL MAKE BILL HAPPLY ALL DAY OK


:scared :scared :scared

And he went BTJ with the caps......

Hmmm, based on that grammar my guess is that he plans on cooking poor Bill.:scared
 
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