old email joke for Dr. Strangelove and other speeders

[SixFive]

>A guy was driving down the road at about 80 miles per hour, when he looked
>in his rearview mirror and saw a highway patrol car coming with lights
>flashing and siren blaring. Thinking he could out run the trooper he sped
>to
>100 MPH. Suddenly he realized his foolishness and pulled over to the side
>of
>the road and stopped.
>
>The trooper pulled up, walked to the car and said, "Sir, my shift ends in
>30
>minutes and it is Friday. If you can give me a reason why you were
>speeding
>that I've never heard before, I'll let you go".
>
>The man looked at the trooper and said, " Last week my wife ran off with a
>State Trooper and I thought you were bringing her back."
>
>The trooper replied, "Have a great day."
>

 

[freelancc]

never get tired of that one.. :142lmao:

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

classic!!!


Asif, being a mad scientist was quite inventive and was always trying out new things. One day he thought he'd see just how fast a bicycle could go before it became uncontrollable. He asked his friend, who owned an old Toyota, if he could tie his bike to the bumper of his car to test his theory.
His friend said, "Sure."
So Asif tied his bike to the back of the car and said to his friend, "I'll ring my bike bell once if I want you to go faster, twice if I want you maintain speed, and repeatedly if I want you to slow down."
With that, off they went. Things were going pretty well, with the car driver slowly speeding up to well over 60 kmph. Asif was handling the speed just fine. But, all of sudden, a black Honda came up beside them and before you knew it the fellow driving the Toyota forgot all about Asif and his bicycle and took to drag racing the Honda.
A little further down the road sat an Officer in his police cruiser, radar gun at the ready. He heard the two cars before his radar flashed 100 kmph.
He called into headquarters on his radio, "Hey, you guys aren't going to believe this, but there's a Honda and a Toyota racing out here on Susdyke/Linden Highway , and there's a guy on a cycle ringing his bell and waving his arms trying to pass them!"