Ole Blue and LSU
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>
> A young farm lad from near Crowley , LA goes off to college, but about
1/3
> of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all
> of the money his parents gave him.
>
> Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
> believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why,
> they actually have a program here at LSU that will teach our dog
> Ole Blue how to talk!"
>
> "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in
> that program?"
>
> "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him
> into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About
> 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his
> father again.
>
> "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
>
> "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just
> won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program
> that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
>
> "READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get
> him in that program?"
>
> Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.
>
> The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
> find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
>
> When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
> "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
>
> "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning,
> just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
> back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he
usually does.
> Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing'
> around with that little redhead who lives in town?'
>
> The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he
> talks to your Mother!"
>
> "I sure did, Dad!"
>
> "That's my boy!"
>
> (The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)
> His name was ??????.
Wouldn't do this during the regular season but coudn't resist.
>
>
> A young farm lad from near Crowley , LA goes off to college, but about
1/3
> of the way through the semester, he has foolishly squandered away all
> of the money his parents gave him.
>
> Then he gets an idea. He calls his daddy. "Dad," he says, "you won't
> believe the wonders that modern education is coming up with! Why,
> they actually have a program here at LSU that will teach our dog
> Ole Blue how to talk!"
>
> "That's absolutely amazing," his father says. "How do I get him in
> that program?"
>
> "Just send him down here with $1,000" the boy says. "I'll get him
> into the course." So, his father sends the dog and the $1,000. About
> 2/3 way through the semester, the money runs out. The boy calls his
> father again.
>
> "So how's Ole Blue doing, son," his father asks.
>
> "Awesome, Dad, he's talking up a storm," he says, "but you just
> won't believe this - they've had such good results with this program
> that they've implemented a new one to teach the animals how to READ!"
>
> "READ," says his father, "No kidding! What do I have to do to get
> him in that program?"
>
> Just send $2,500, I'll get him in the class." His father sends the money.
>
> The boy now has a problem. At the end of the year, his father will
> find out that the dog can neither talk, nor read. So he shoots the dog.
>
> When he gets home at the end of the semester, his father is all excited.
> "Where's Ole Blue? I just can't wait to see him talk and read something!"
>
> "Dad," the boy says, "I have some grim news. Yesterday morning,
> just before we left to drive home, Ole Blue was in the living room kicked
> back in the recliner, reading the Wall Street Journal, like he
usually does.
> Then he turned to me and asked, 'So, is your daddy still messing'
> around with that little redhead who lives in town?'
>
> The father says, "I hope you SHOT that son of a bitch before he
> talks to your Mother!"
>
> "I sure did, Dad!"
>
> "That's my boy!"
>
> (The kid went on to be a successful lawyer.......)
> His name was ??????.
Wouldn't do this during the regular season but coudn't resist.
