Dammit...I used to win at these all the time, now the damn thing seems like it is programmed to steal my money. I am not stupid with it. I just went on the the site played 3 hands of blackjack none of which i had a chance to win, so I left. I used to win all the time. Even a buddy of mine won a ton the other day! I know these things are programmed a certain way, but does anyone know anything about when or how to play these games? Does it make a difference whether you are playing on the java games, or do you have a better chance if you download the casino? Any info is appreciated
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- Thread starter The Big Tease
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Here's the best advice you'll ever get: Stay away from all Casino games. ALL of them. The only way to beat a modern day table/slot game is to steal from it. I have never played online Casino games but I did take a shyt-kicking at the real thing before I shed my Green-Horn.
Withdrawl your money from that online Casino and buy yourself or someone you care about a nice gift pal. You won't regret it. I'm not being smart, I want to help you. As far as your buddy goes, ask him how he's doing in a month. Everyone wins at first, but eventually they'll suck you in, bleed you dry, and spit you out.
Withdrawl your money from that online Casino and buy yourself or someone you care about a nice gift pal. You won't regret it. I'm not being smart, I want to help you. As far as your buddy goes, ask him how he's doing in a month. Everyone wins at first, but eventually they'll suck you in, bleed you dry, and spit you out.
believe me i know all of that. i was just wondering if there is maybe a pattern that some people use that may be successful. after-all these are only run off of computer programs and can be fooled. i know these things suck you dry. you can tell when it happens too. in blackjack they will continually deal you 13, 14, or 15 everytime. after 3 hands of that in a row, i leave. i have stayed away from those casinos for about 6 months now, but was looking to know if anyone is successful.
I had the same problem. Started out winning everything. Blackjack and craps. Then one day the ax fell. All of a sudden I could not win anything. I would play a few hands then leave. It took about a month for them to get my buy in plus my winnings. I am convinced the games were programed to get me. I could be wrong but that is the way it seemed.
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Honestly......I never understood why anyone would play these games!
Let me ask you the same thing I ask anyone else who plays these things:
You send me a check for $500, and when it clears, I will send you my phone number. Anytime, day or night, you give me a call, when you want to play blackjack.
I will shuffle up the deck, and I will deal you as many hands as you feel like playing. I'll tell you what cards you were dealt, and what my up card is.
I will be totally on the up and up............
Thank you for your patronage.......please come again! Oh, and tell your friends! I will give them a 20% signup bonus, and credit your account $25!
Let me ask you the same thing I ask anyone else who plays these things:
You send me a check for $500, and when it clears, I will send you my phone number. Anytime, day or night, you give me a call, when you want to play blackjack.
I will shuffle up the deck, and I will deal you as many hands as you feel like playing. I'll tell you what cards you were dealt, and what my up card is.
I will be totally on the up and up............
Thank you for your patronage.......please come again! Oh, and tell your friends! I will give them a 20% signup bonus, and credit your account $25!
man no one said that they are fair. all i am saying is that they sucker you in by winning at first then take all you money once you are hooked. it is a freakin computer program. they can be dooped. all i was askin is if anyone knows anything as to what may tip these games off. i wasnt really asking for a sermon as to why i am stupid for asking the question
I misunderstood.....Now I see that what you were asking is, "How can I cheat them?"
I don't know that you can.
Slot machines are set to pay off only a certain %, so why can't these card games? If that was the case, I would think you just need to be the guy who wins, over the guys whom lose. (right place/right time.)
But, back to the pulpit........if you choose to play these games, you get what you get.:shrug:
I don't know that you can.
Slot machines are set to pay off only a certain %, so why can't these card games? If that was the case, I would think you just need to be the guy who wins, over the guys whom lose. (right place/right time.)
But, back to the pulpit........if you choose to play these games, you get what you get.:shrug:
I might be able to help with some thoughts.
A year or two back two of us did a bit of a study, concering time of day that you played and payouts. It seemed like somewhere between 1-4 Am if you played strict rules it was the best times to win.
also, earlier in the month it was better than later in the month.
the worst times to play seemed to be the mid month dates.
I think it all leads to them having a set payout amount percentage and playing the numbers to meet that requirement. I.e, winners in the early days of the month to lure people in, tighten up mid month and then loosen/tighten at the end of the month to meet their quota.
A year or two back two of us did a bit of a study, concering time of day that you played and payouts. It seemed like somewhere between 1-4 Am if you played strict rules it was the best times to win.
also, earlier in the month it was better than later in the month.
the worst times to play seemed to be the mid month dates.
I think it all leads to them having a set payout amount percentage and playing the numbers to meet that requirement. I.e, winners in the early days of the month to lure people in, tighten up mid month and then loosen/tighten at the end of the month to meet their quota.
I'll chime in with some thoughts and random paranoia. First off, if you are playing at a 100% honest on-line casino then the program works off a random number generator and the outcome is completely up for grabs, much like a brick and mortar game where the house is satisfied to play the odds and take it's winnings over the long haul. As far as what Marine said, I think there may be some/alot of truth to what he says about playing early in the month, let's face it these on-line casino mangers are under the same pressure any sales manger is, they need to turn in the months numbers no matter what, if they are behind after 3 weeks of the month, then it may be time to tighten the screw to be sure they gets this months profit, again that may just be random paranoia.
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