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Saw you were present Eddie so I thought I'd start your day with a smile.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,104086,00.html

--also seen where Class action recipients against microsoft got some more coupons as settlement. Nice to have someone looking out for the little guy,as you say ;)

Heres one you might start soliciting and get head start on Sokolove. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,103704,00.html

--and rumor has it after last nights tantrum by Geragos someone sent him video of the tree ordeal from last month.:lol:
 

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Good morning Dogs:

Just got off the red eye so a little groggy. However, not so groggy as to see that you still get your news from Fox. Try a little mind expansion (or in your case mind generation) and listen too some middle of the road news from NPR or NOW with Bill Moyers on public television.

By the way DTB, I consider my voice to be one of the last vestiges' of reason in a world dominated by republicans, money, the conservative right and other forms of evil. You guys have won the war. I think you may find that the uprising about 10 to 15 years down the road might be a little painful for you.

Enjoy your run at the top. One day the morons who you and your ilk have conned will realize that they do not live in a democracy but rather a demogogary controlled by criminals, cons, and individuals who may very well be the undoing of capitalism (after the expected backlash from your greed).

Keep it up. Dig it deeper.

Ed, the reasoned (and tired)
 

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Hey Eddie,

Get the hell of America if you don't like it - your girly butt would look better with a vail wrapped around your face!

I hear the Taliban needs a good lawyer - you interested
 

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Ahem. Wheelz- i wouldn't do that


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I would rather lisen to Rush. He is fair and balanced. Butl you do have to here a two hour comercial for Bush each day first. Oh well maybe NBR is more balanced. I do here them mention the good and bad of both parties. That is refreshing in it's self. I dont find that to many places. Fox sucks big time with there half truths.
MSNBC at least has three differant show's each night. One left handed. One right handed. And one that tries to stay in the middle. I dont see anything close to that anyplace else. It's all in what you want to believe or get brainwashed in.
Sorry DTB didn't mean to get off track in your subject matter. Both those cases seems just alittle to far out for me.
 

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DJV:

I am quite serious about CPB and NPR presenting both sides of the story, generally without slant. Yes, Mr. Bulldog, balanced. Where do you suggest we get balanced perspective from the major media outlets? Fox?

As I say that, I will admit that I believe they (CPB and NPR) get somewhat defensive with those that would affect there ability to exist (like our puppet president who is all in favor of Clear Channel owning everything and controlling what we hear and don't hear).

Just like Tokyo Rose, eh Chanie. Just kiddin old buddie. Are you referring to Doggie and moi differing again when you say all is right with the world or are you referring to my centrist position in politics. The only thing the dogman and I have in common is that our feet our on the same planet (although I believe he originates from elsewhere). By the way, dont you work at some nuclear power station? Great, fallin asleep, that makes me feel cozy and secure.

Pound down a few saki's, eat some sushi, and think of the good old days when your relatives were flying planes into our aircraft carriers. See we forgave Chanie and his forefathers. One day, in the not so distant future, we may have Ali, Malik, Omar and Achmad (all former members of Al Quida) starting their own pay service here at MJ's. Ya never know.

Wheelz. I am shocked and dismayed that you would accuse me of such an unamerican activity. I would never represent the Taliban (without first obtaining a retainer in the form of a certified check). However, I have recently opened a satelite office in Kabul which specializes in slip and fall cases. My associate Mohammed Haskell, licensed to practice law in all of the tribal courts in, and about, Kahnduhar will gladly discuss Afgan legal problems with paying clients.

65, where in the name of Rush Limbaugh have you been!!! You out whitewashing that picket fence surrounding that lovely bungalow you and the Missus have in suburban Bowling Green. I've missed you.

Well, I hope everyone has a Happy Thanksgiving. Despite the current administration, we all have a lot to be thankful for. Especially that Paris Hilton video. May God Bless America and the American Trial Lawyers Association. This is Eddie Haskell signing off from the heartland of the good old US of A.

Edward
 

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Eddie Haskell said:

65, where in the name of Rush Limbaugh have you been!!! You out whitewashing that picket fence surrounding that lovely bungalow you and the Missus have in suburban Bowling Green. I've missed you.

lol, I've been around. Been busy trying to kill my avatar though. Still think it's funny that you think NPR is balanced. Haven't listened to it in a long time, but when I did, Chokey Roberts was the stalwart, and she is far from non-opinionated. She's left of Bette Middler.
 

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Yeah old cokester sold out to ABC. Little rich girl got tired of doing the socially correct thing and saw the big buck of Disney. Oh well, we in the center have our defectors too.

What kind of avatar you looking for? Saw one of Adolph Hitler that might do nicely. Let me know and I'll give you a link.

ed
 

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I keep reading this stuff from the liberals in this forum and try to just let it go, but these left wing kooks are sometyhing else.

Everything they stand for socialism for example has been proven thru out history not too work. They want big Govt to take care of all the little people and in their elistist minds they are the only ones that can do it. They are always talking about saving the world , but they haven't a clue what it takes to do that ie the war on terroism. They just sit back and try and dress up all these maxist's ideas to look different and try and sell it too the masses of illiterates, which we now have so many of, thanks to the liberals teacher's unions.

Yes, continue to tell us all your great ideas on how to save are country from the problems you yourselves put us in.

Hell if Gore would have been elected, we would be paying bin laden and hussein right now not to attack us again.

The one thing that we still have in this country is the right to express ourselves and after reading this liberal dribble from these guys all the time I know one thing, liberals still have the right to be stupid and you all are great at it.

Now it's time for another glass of wine and sit back and read all the crap that will be coming from the left.

Eddie, fair and balanced, you are a moron.
 

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Well ctownguy you must hate Bush then. You talk about big government. Bush Is the biggest spending liberal in the white house since Johnson. Johnson did the right thing. He didn't run for re-elelction.
 

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Typical answer from the moronic left. Yes in that dept he is not what I would have wanted, BUT HE SURE IN HELL IS BETTER THAN ANYTHING YOUR SIDE HAS TO OFFER.

HILLARY, DEAN, BOXER, WATERS, KENNEDY THE DRUNK, ETC ETC ETC.

OR BRING BACK THE GREAT WHORE CLINTON, WHAT A JOKE YOU ALL ARE.
 

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Not trying to be insulting as you are. But your answers and post makes me wonder if your old enouh to be here. I think MJ wants everyone over 18.
 

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djv, no I'm more than old enough, just have had my fill of all the left wing crap I keep reading and then when someone like equity or DTB posts some facts or conservative thoughts they get lambasted by all the left pukes.

And all the crap you keep going about rush, yes it finally got to me tonight along with a few glasses of thanksgiving cheer, so I thought i would express myself which I think is my right unless the democrats have passed another law that says I can't.

You don't care for it, too bad, I have to read all your stuff and I certainly don't tell you not too express yourself.

Left is left and right is "right":D
 

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Ctownguy:

How bout dem Browns, huh!!! By the tone of your posts you are no doubt a rabid Browns fan who would prefer to spend your sunday afternoons in the dawg pound, lit to the gills, throwin batteries at the referees and other team players. Ah yes, you make me proud to be an Ohioan.

Ctown, although you called me a moron, I take no offense to that. See my fellow northern Ohioan, you are too stupid to be called a moron. You are one of the millions who does not understand that you are being gilded and prodded down a path of destruction for this country.

I realize you only understand monosyllabic words and apologize in advance for sounding like an elitest snob from the left but, alas, the reality is I am not from the left but rather centrist. Minions like yourself are the real problem in this country. The reason why is that you are not offended by what the right has done to this world.

I hope for the sake of your family, friends, and for the safety of your co-workers, that your thoughts, as illustrated in your posts, are the result of too many glasses of Thanksgiving cheer. You did get one thing right though through the haze of too many glasses of wine. You did distinguish the difference between dtb and equity trader posting "... facts OR conservative thoughts..." (emphasis added)

Congratulations!!! Such insight raises you to the level of idiot. Try hard and someday you will reach the level of moron. Although I believe that may be out of your ability. This is the kinda of guy that helped make Cleveland a national joke in the 70's. Very embarrasing, but us Ohioans also have our crosses to bear.

I like your little dittie though, "left is left and right is "right". Kinda cute and I believe captures the arrogance of your heros, DeLay, Limbaugh, Mac Connel, Bush, Cheney, Rumsfeld and that hillbilly doctor running the senate. These are scary times pumpkin. The social fabric of this country is being systematically destroyed by the corportate power structure. And no one cares.

What company transferred you from the north coast to lovely Southern California, Ctownguy? You climbing that corporate ladder buddie? Got the boss impressed with the way you assist the bottom line? I'm sure you do. Hows that merlot? This guy proves you can dress up a sow and call her Monique but shes still a pig.

All you are is a drunken, battery throwin, barking, shirtless dawg pound loser dressed up as some yuppie puke drinking wine in southern california congratulating himself on how he is a loyal corporate minion workin hard for the company. Excuse me, I just threw up.

Happy Thanksgiving Ctownguy. Why dont you do a neat thing this afternoon. Instead of watching the Lions lose on TV, why dont you go down to the soup kitchens in south central LA and do some volunteer work. You could sure use an attitude adjustment. But wait, your too good for that. Scumbag.

Ed
 

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Eddie- my first response was just alluding to the differences between you & DTB. No harm intended as I look forward to seeing both of you post. I know we disagree, but I respect/welcome your views. Nothing more than that. I think we've feeled out each other by now, (pardon the term), that we don't have to attack when we reply, i.e., the Honeymoon is over. I figured out long that I couldn't hold my own w/you in a war of words.
By the by- I'm white, of UK origin and spent my youth in Iowa. But if it'll make you feel any better * talking in my best Nipponese accent* "U OK Guy Eddie-San. #1 Joe in Ohia. Me rikey.":142squint
 

Eddie Haskell

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Thats funny Chanie. You know though, I have a lot of conservative view points on some subjects as well so I'm sure we have a lot of things we agree on. I enjoy your posts also although I cant say the same for doggie, freezer, blitzie, equity and this new idiot ctownguy. They give me gas.

Happy Thanksgiving you limey bastard. (Let me now sound like some of the conservative right wing morons named above) We sure kicked your skinny British ass back in 76 didnt we old buddie. We sure had to bail your ass outta WW II huh, mate. Thats okay though were buddies now and are sure glad you joined us to kick some ragheaded ass over dar in Iran in the far east, huh. I like that thar toni blare guy and that mary thatshur (although she is one ugly cuss who reminds me of our own Florida secretary of state with the frozen hairdo who gave that election to our beloved prez W)

Got dem dar wapons of mess destrukion.

Ctownguy
 

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Chanie,
I agree one who gets into a war of words with ED is doomed. Only a few on here can hold their own when it comes to slugging it out with Ed. An eloquant writer, is an understatement....




Ed you'll see my graduating class of 2006...
you think the majority are liberals or conservatives?

I'd like to think that most of us are near the centre....

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