?Twas the night before Christmas
And all through the Book
Not a Bettor was stirring
Not a martini was shook
The betting slips were arranged by the tote board with care
In hope that St. OMR soon would be there
When out on the Strip there arose such a clatter
Fudd sprang from his seat to see what was the matter
Out to the Strip He flew like a flash
Knocked over Coach who was smoking some hash
And then in a twinkling T-Ray heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof
As he drew in his hand and was turning around
Down the chimney St. OMR came with a bound
His eyes how they twinkled
His dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses
His nose like a cherry
He pulled out a book
With statistics and notes
Started writing team names
And put them in coats
He sprang to his sleigh
And gave a loud whistle
He ran down the Strip
With a whip and a pistol
As he got out of sight
He was drinking some gin
Merry Christmas to all
May your bets all win
Merry Christmas Everyone
And all through the Book
Not a Bettor was stirring
Not a martini was shook
The betting slips were arranged by the tote board with care
In hope that St. OMR soon would be there
When out on the Strip there arose such a clatter
Fudd sprang from his seat to see what was the matter
Out to the Strip He flew like a flash
Knocked over Coach who was smoking some hash
And then in a twinkling T-Ray heard on the roof
The prancing and pawing of each little hoof
As he drew in his hand and was turning around
Down the chimney St. OMR came with a bound
His eyes how they twinkled
His dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses
His nose like a cherry
He pulled out a book
With statistics and notes
Started writing team names
And put them in coats
He sprang to his sleigh
And gave a loud whistle
He ran down the Strip
With a whip and a pistol
As he got out of sight
He was drinking some gin
Merry Christmas to all
May your bets all win
Merry Christmas Everyone
