Porn tape of Screetch...

[Hokie Fan]

Has it finally come to this???
Saved by the Bell alum Screetch in a porn tape???
Is this what the internet was made for???

Kelly Kapowski porn tape // good...

Screetch porn... not so much

 

[dawgball]

I was surprised it took this long with all of his desperation.

Have I ever mentioned how hot Tiffani Amber Thiessen is?

 

[1%er]

"Saved by the Smell!!"

"Saved by the Smell!!"

Is what it is called!!

Anyway here is link to story. I am going to search high and low to find this tape.

Key word in Story "Dirty Sanchez!!!"

:scared

Porn star's name
may ring a 'Bell'






Sex education Dustin (Screech) Diamond will be appearing in a way many of his fans hoped never ever to see him.

He may have played nerdy eighth-grader Samuel (Screech) Powers in the sitcom "Saved by the Bell." But former TV geek Dustin Diamond can now take his place with Colin Farrell, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock as the star of his very own sex tape.
Everyone who remembers Diamond as a lovable putz is in for a shock once they see a 40-minute video in which he engages in a kinky three-way with two women, sources tell us.

We can't get too graphic here, but word is that the action includes some bodily functions and an act known as a "Dirty Sanchez."

Phoenix-based agent David Hans Schmidt, who has brokered some of Hollywood's biggest celebrity-skin deals, confirms that he's acquired the rights to a tape featuring Diamond.

"Just when you think you have seen everything in this business," he tells us, "mankind has raised the bar another notch. Or lowered it."

Schmidt is in L.A., shopping the tape to Hustler's Larry Flynt, Vivid's Steven Hirsch and other major distributors of adult video.

Now age 29, the 6-foot Diamond is much brawnier than you may remember him. He's a black belt in karate, and, four years ago, he defeated Ron Palillo (Horshack on "Welcome Back, Kotter") on Fox's "Celebrity Boxing 2."

Diamond's manager, Roger Paul, said his client has become a successful standup comic and will appear on the ABC sitcom "The Knights of Prosperity."

"I haven't seen the tape," Paul told us. "I've heard rumors. Dustin has been trying to escape the Screech typecast. So this may help me get more bookings."

In 1996, former "Saved by the Bell" sweetheart Elizabeth Berkley bared all in the Paul Verhoeven-Joe Eszterhas trashterpiece, "Show Girls."

The sex vid's working title is "Saved by the Smell." Ewwwww

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/gossip/story/456104p-383834c.html

 

[The Big Tease]

I wonder if one of the chicks is Lisa Turtle.

 

[Chadman]

Oh ohhhhh, Kosar is not gonna like this much.

 

[kosar]

Oh ohhhhh, Kosar is not gonna like this much.

I dunno, Chad, I have mixed feelings on this. On one hand, he's one of the greatest actors of our generation and has earned some leeway as far as career choices go. On the other hand, it's kind of slimy and perhaps beneath his acting talent. We wish him the best.

 

[AR182]

chad...

you beat me to it...

hokie....you have to hook up with kosar & smurphy.

they are thinking of starting a saved by the bell fan club...right now they only have 2 members....

do you want to make it 3 ?

 

[smurphy]

And Kosar wanted to send this guy money to save his house???!!!!

See, Kosar - I knew Mr. Diamond was up to no good. I have a strict policy of not buying t-shirts from guys who perform the dirty sanchez on videotape. He acts all innocent and shlt (no pun) and then this.

Please AR, leave me out of this SBTB love fest. I liked them as kids, but they are as corrupt as Republicans since they grew up.

 

[kosar]

And Kosar wanted to send this guy money to save his house???!!!!

See, Kosar - I knew Mr. Diamond was up to no good. I have a strict policy of not buying t-shirts from guys who perform the dirty sanchez on videotape. He acts all innocent and shlt (no pun) and then this.

Please AR, leave me out of this SBTB love fest. I liked them as kids, but they are as corrupt as Republicans since they grew up.

Your socialist tendencies emerge at the weirdest times and on the weirdest subjects.

If Screech can make a few bucks doing the dirty sanchez for viewers, THEN F*CKING LET HIM!

Look here, Screech is a capitalist and he's simply taking advantage of his superior talent to cash in within a slightly different genre than SBTB!

You see Slater on dancing with the stars? Please explain to me how that was 'corrupt.' He was very graceful.

Gimme a break.

 

[smurphy]

It's not the fact that he's performing the Dirty Sanchez or making porn tapes that's troubling (hey, I'm all for capitalism) - it's that only a couple months ago, he was being all sad and pathetic and pleading for people to donate money to him to "save his house". You fell for his little game harder than a preteen girl for Aaron Carter. Perhaps this refreshes your memory...

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249672

You know how I know Kosar is gay? ....Cuz he watches 'Dancing With the Stars'. ...and then uses the word 'graceful' when describing said program.

 

[1%er]

Here is first Preview of it. Nothing bad, except his acting!!!

It is a safe clip. Will keep looking for the Not safe version of it!

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

 

[kosar]

Here is first Preview of it. Nothing bad, except his acting!!!

It is a safe clip. Will keep looking for the Not safe version of it!

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

Jesus, just from that 'safe' clip, it's obvious he's a freak. All the rejection from Lisa Turtle is now manifesting itself.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

heard him on stern a while back then watched the preview of howard on tv.

they showed his girlfriend who is as ugly as they come. she could play linebacker for most high school teams.

you would think that the guy would be able to pull some tail, but i guess not.

also, for you homos out there according to her and howard said others have said that he's hung like a horse.

apparently he does stand up comedy in small bars across the country. how the mighty have fallen.


gl

 

[kosar]

It's not the fact that he's performing the Dirty Sanchez or making porn tapes that's troubling (hey, I'm all for capitalism) - it's that only a couple months ago, he was being all sad and pathetic and pleading for people to donate money to him to "save his house". You fell for his little game harder than a preteen girl for Aaron Carter. Perhaps this refreshes your memory...

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=249672

You know how I know Kosar is gay? ....Cuz he watches 'Dancing With the Stars'. ...and then uses the word 'graceful' when describing said program.

He needed help to save his house and I didn't think you buying a T-Shirt would be this huge deal. SAVE SCREECHES HOUSE! It was like 10 bucks or something.

Now he has to resort to porn because of Scrooges like you.

I've never watched 'Dancing With the Stars', but I saw a few clips of Slater and he was breathtaking.

That flies directly in the face of your asinine assertion that they all have become corrupt.

No, you know damn well that you're in the club, along with Bjfinste. Don't try to front.

Hokie can join if he likes, but fortunately we have a pretty good group already.

 

[IntenseOperator]

at least he ain't a crack head:shrug:

or on the game show circuit

or doing voice overs for cartoon movies (When is that fad gonna stop?)

 

[kosar]

they showed his girlfriend who is as ugly as they come. she could play linebacker for most high school teams.

you would think that the guy would be able to pull some tail, but i guess not.

apparently he does stand up comedy in small bars across the country. how the mighty have fallen.


gl

Yes, he was mighty. Playing Screech on SBTB elevated him to heights unknown to most of us.

I saw him at a club in Fort Lauderdale about 7 or 8 years ago and he had two very hot chicks hanging on him.

I'm sorry to hear that he's now relegated to a 'linebackeresqe' girlfriend.

That said, even when I saw him in person, he was 5x uglier in person than he was on TV, if that's possible. So maybe it's *he* who is lucky to have that linebacker gal.

 

[BleedDodgerBlue]

still with the noteriety he has, he should at least be able to get free drinks or something somewhere. his old co-stars should be able to help him out. stern asked if he talked to them much and he said they have talked, but not often. its kinda like he's an outcast.

don't get me wrong, i'm a big fan, but probably not big enough to join your club, or loyal enough to pass your initiation.

gl

 

[smurphy]

or doing voice overs for cartoon movies (When is that fad gonna stop?)

An excellent point. I was asking myself that very same question just the other day.

Kosar - maybe find out when this porn flick was made. I'm guessing he was asking people to buy those t-shirts after the filming of this adult cinematic jewel ...(get it? - diamond, jewel - ok, now i know how weasel feels).

And this info about Screetch being a black belt - well that punches holes in his story about being beaten up by a female thief who broke his playstation games. I don't think a blackbelt would let himself get beaten up by a girl ...unless of course it turned him on - which based on what a freak he apparently is, was probably closer to the truth. Like I said all along about that incident - he and some crack ho were on some hard shit and they beat each other up and broke his video games.

Anyway, you know how I know I must be gay? ....Cuz I'm unofficially part of a Saved by the Bell fan club at madjacks.com.

 

[Simply In The Red]

Here is first Preview of it. Nothing bad, except his acting!!!

It is a safe clip. Will keep looking for the Not safe version of it!

http://www.tmz.com/2006/09/27/screech-sex-tape-preview/

What kind of guy starts his own porn tape with a shot of himself soaking in a bubble bath with a bunch of lit candles? :com:

 

[Hokie Fan]

Love saved by the bell
Have seen every episode....

Love Kelli Kapowski...

Do you know the 1st season the show was set in Indianapolis with Haley Mills as a teacher

next season California and Belding....