Portland pimp suing Nike for 100 Mill, after beating man with his Jordans

[Dead Money]

In case anyone needs proof to realize the world has gone crazy...

http://www.oregonlive.com/portland/index.ssf/2014/01/nike_sued_by_portland_pimp_for.html

Short version, he gets 100 year sentence for assault with deadly weapon, (shoe) thinks Nike should have issued a legal disclaimer.