Private Petey

[TBONEZ0295]

I see that you have been setteling down a bit Now if you want to prove your true manhood here is your chance..........

Most of you are pretty funny and I have to be honest I have been taking in a good laugh but this (SaGe) clown has to go babe . No one knows him, no one likes him, and I was hoping that you would take care of him while I'm away today? ? ?

The JIG IS UP MR. HASKELL I've been hearing some nice things about you I'm glad for you that the girls pulled you out of the wood work and it seems that everyone else is too.........So you also have a chance to redeem yourself just 1 is all I can give you, so take it easy on the girls today

and while we are at it , I am just curious to see who would truelly stand behind the undefeated MADJACKS TEAM ? ? ?

 

[Private Petey]

insane clown posse

insane clown posse

tbone, have a wonderful day. i'm working with management to take care of this clown. but I can do the dirty work myself if I have to.

PP

 

[Eddie Haskell]

TBonez:

My client (Private Petey) has decided to accept your settlement offer. He has accepted the olive branch so gratiously extended by and your girls. Therefore, be it known, from this point forward all hostilities between Private Petey and the female members of Madjacks Womens Softball Team are hereby terminated, ceased and otherwise ended.

Now, Petey for the most important part, where do I send the bill? Please advise immediately as I am anxious to terminate this legal representation. I have been retained by a new client. A rather mysterious newby only known to the undersigned as tHe sAgE.

Edward Haskell, Esq.

Attorney at Law and Screen Door Repair.

 

[Private Petey]

misrepresented?

misrepresented?

haskell, let's not jump the gun here. I made an agreement with tbone, the only sane one out of that crew. The agreement is limited in scope as it really only has to do with SaGe. Tbone did, however, seem to calm down those other dollies. She seems to have a lot of influence over them and as a token of appreciation I have agreed to work on this SaGe problem. As for the other vixens, they better keep it real.

PP

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Petey, Petey, Petey:

Dont get all huffy with me. Read the settlement acceptance carefully. The agreement was between you and the "female" members of the softball team.

TBonez, obviously a lady of good taste, intellect, and feminism, is part of the agreement. No court in the land would accept the proposition that Mel, Hel, and Esso fall within the definition of "female".

Clearly, if Mel, Hel, and Esso would care to prove that they are members of the "female" class identified in the agreement, photographs supporting such position may be posted in this thread for our review.

Ed

 

[THE KOD]

I for one am glad this feud is over. Haskell nice job as usual.

PP what can I say besides I am thinking of having my own football contest and I will call it

DDDD HQ contest.

Do you have a patent of any kind on the piece of crap contest that you say you run ?


KOD

 

[Private Petey]

clarity

clarity

Thanks for the clarification haskell, I must have misread the agreement.

PP

 

[THE KOD]

PP what can I say besides I am thinking of having my own football contest and I will call it

DDDD HQ contest.

Do you have a patent of any kind on the piece of crap contest that you say you run ?


KOD

 

[Private Petey]

very unlikely

very unlikely

Scott-atlanta, you must have missed madjacks post stating that there will be no more contests unless he approves it. I don't think your ridiculous idea will pass the test, after all we all saw how you ran the writing contests. As of right now, the PPPP series is the only contest approved by management and if another one does get approved it sure won't be anything that you're a part of. Thanks for your interest though.

 

[THE KOD]

Re: very unlikely

Re: very unlikely

Scott-atlanta, you must have missed madjacks post stating that there will be no more contests unless he approves it. I don't think your ridiculous idea will pass the test, after all we all saw how you ran the writing contests. As of right now, the PPPP series is the only contest approved by management and if another one does get approved it sure won't be anything that you're a part of. Thanks for your interest though.

.................................

PP

I think when Madjack said that he was referring to ppl that run contests that dont pay winners at the end.

Much like you not providing everything that was won in your contest. Why do you have to whine to MJ when you are the one that promised 10 ppl mugs or shirts. Just get them yourself dont depend on mooching off MJ all the time. Crying that MJ didnt have enought bubble wrap made yu sound worse than the little beech that you are.

Sounds like your contest is run on fumes and not high test like mine will be.

I think I can get my contest approved and it would not be based on luck.

your rules are ambiguous and you didnt answer my questions :thefinger

what was wrong with my writing contest ? It was good practice for the big contest I am planning.

Would you like to be a advisor and maybe get in on the ground floor of the DDDD HQ contest the biggest such contest on the internet ?

$ 400.00 top prize HHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Thanks for your interest.


KOD

 

[Private Petey]

king of clowns

king of clowns

Hey King of Clowns (KOC), I don't know what has gotten into you lately. Do you think those softball dollies are going to give you props for attacking ol Double P?

I can assure you that your goofy ass will never get a contest sanctioned here. You just don't have it in you to properly run a contest.

The PPPP series started out as a dream and through hard work and determination I made it a reality here at madjacks. The growth has been incredible and I thank each and every one of our loyal players.

We had a slight distribution problem with the mugs in PPPP(3), but that has been rectified. There was no way for me to personally send the mugs because I didn't have them and I had no way to get them.

Envy will eat you up, KOC. Don't let it destroy you.

I still hope to see you for the PPPP(4), where dreams come true!

PP

 

[THE KOD]

Re: king of clowns

Re: king of clowns

[BI can assure you that your goofy ass will never get a contest sanctioned here. You just don't have it in you to properly run a contest.

We had a slight distribution problem with the mugs in PPPP(3), but that has been rectified. There was no way for me to personally send the mugs because I didn't have them and I had no way to get them.

[/B]

.............................

PP

are you cash poor ? I could get mugs and T shirts duplicated easily. how can you run a premier contest when you are a cheapskate and unwilling to put out some gelt ?

I will ask Madjack about getting a contest sanctioned here.


go in peace PP


KOD

 

[Private Petey]

CASE CLOSED

CASE CLOSED

problem solved, tbone. sage has been deleted.

 

[SixFive]

how do you know sage has been deleted?

 

[Justinsmom829]

65 Jack told us in the gift thread!!

 

[TBONEZ0295]

you "ALL" are to funny.................

1 little problem,

Petey our half time show is ruened :shrug: maybe we can put our heads together and come up with something for Jack I love Jack and I can't let him down................

I got it....................................

BEANTOWN and a rep. from cascade in the ring yeh yeh thats it . Do you want me to get approval or will you????


:argue: :argue: :argue:

 

[TBONEZ0295]

PETEY what do you think?????