well, now that I've OFFICIALLY busted the stones of VIGILANTE one, here's my REAL LEAN BREAKFAST MENU!
Arizona at ATLANTA
This game is a given... ATL will win. LOPEZ vs MADDUX is a joke, the line SHOULD BE -400 but since we have to include the offenses, well, maybe about right. STILL, ATLANTA wins this game, UNLESS, MADDUX ends up leaving early due to blister or something.
HEY, maybe MARK GRACE will charge the mound after MADDUX refuses to move the rosin... who knows! OTHER than that, ATL should win like 5-1 or something. I think this is too much to lay on a team with a less than .500 record at home vs RH, and losers of 3 in a row at home, but I doubt if MADDUX allows this to continue. Can't pass... sorry!
ATLANTA -220
St Louis at METS
STL will probably NOT sweep here, but I also doubt if CHEN can throw another 2 hitter vs this STL lineup. MY PLAY, the OVER. KILE not the same on the road, and I look for both teams to tee off a little, just enough dingers to get this one over 7.5!
OVER 7.5
CINCY -110
That's the PLAY... PERIOD. Better offense and a pitcher in better form. COLORADO struggles vs LEFTIES and REDS proved last nite they hit em just fine....
go RED MACHINE!
Milw at MONTREAL
they can both KISS MY ARSE!!!!! I HATE EM BOTH and won't bet em regardless... MONTREAL will probably win, due to the fact I've had em twice in a row, but NOT THREE! NOPE!
PASS
Los Angeles at PHILA
DON't be surprised if LA gets swept!!
If a guy named PHIL DUCK, avoided the draft for VIETNAM, would they post a bounty, and if so, how much would this DODGER DUCK be WORTH~~! Please PHIL in the blank....
I'd play the PHILS or pass.... and look to go OVER, but I'm not doing any of it...
PASS
Pass in PITTSBURGH TOO!
doubt if SD sweeps, and since I already won twice, I'll take the $$ and PASS!
SF at CUBS
PASS for me... lean to SAN FRAN and OVER though... CUBS can't win for TAPANI, and I think BARRY GOES deep again off KEVIN! Won't be around when they post a total, but I imagine it will be around 8 or 8.5.
Houston at FLORIDA
I'm going with the HOME TEAM and CLEMENT over MILICKI. MILICKI's been ok since coming to HOUSTON, but I feel CLEMENT will shut down the hot Astro bats and bring home the win. FLA is not hitting too badly themselves, and homefield, and pitching edge at pickem is good enough for me.
FLA -110
Minn at T BAY
Gotta pass... had T BAY and UNDER yesterday and YAN about made me pass a stone! Played the UNDER the day before, so I'll take my profit from this series and be happy and NOT worry!
Boston at BALTIMORE
Initially, I'd play BALT. BUT, I gotta believe BOSTON KNOWS they have to win against the likes of O's if they want a chance to make the playoffs... PEDRO report may inspire confidence and fuel the BOSOX, so I'll pass. I'd normally take JOHNSON +125 against ARROYO any day, but I'm short on time.
PASS
Detroit Tigerettes vs KC ROYAL pain in the arse
Gonna pass this game all together... got burnt yesterday, and no longer care. DET SHOULD have come out and kicked KC's butt for messing with WEAVER, but instead, they sent up a WHITE FLAG behind LIMA and went in search of a shoulder to cry on.... screw em~
There you go... that should take you til LATE LATE GAMES ON ESPN.
