Prostrate exam

[Cricket]

NO WONDER SO MANY OLDER GUYS RECKON THEY HAVE PROSTATE PROBLEMS!!!



An old guy goes to his doctor for his physical and

Gets sent to the Urologist as a precaution.

When he gets there, he discovers the Urologist is a

Very pretty female doctor.

The female doctor says,"I'm going to check your

Prostate today, but this new procedure is a little

Different from what you are probably used to.

I want you to lie on your right side,bend your knees,

then while I check your prostate, take a deep breath and say,

'99'.

The old guy obeys and says,

"99".

The doctor says, "Great", now turn over on your left side

and again, while I repeat the check, take a deep breath and say,

'99".

Again, the old guy says,

'99'."

The doctor said, ?Very good?.

Now then, I want you to lie on your back with your knees

Raised slightly.

I'm going to check your prostate with this hand, and with

the other hand I'm going to hold on to your p e n i s

to keep it out of the way.

Now take a deep breath and say,

'99'.

The old guy begins,

"One....

two?

three?"

 

[Skulnik]

:00x13

 

[hedgehog]

:lol:

 

[Chadman]

On a related note... when I had my prostrate exam (that turned up a problem that ended up being prostrate cancer - all is good now - please get your exams done, guys!), I had a similar thing happen. My urologist - typical, guy doctor examined me. He then had another doctor come in to check it out and confer - he asked me if I minded - the doctor was in training or something, and I didn't care.

The doctor came in the room, and she was beautiful. She spoke, and it was some kind of European accent, russian or something similar, blonde, striking woman. I just didn't know what the heck to do, I did my best to concentrate on not thinking about her doing that to prevent nature taking it's course. She could be my doctor forever, I can say that. Sounds like a Penthouse letter, without the good parts... but true.

 

[The Boys]

What's her phone number I'm due.