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take up some of the madjack citizens offers for a free weekend in las vegas...........

for those who missed the offer........

i offered beantownjim that i would pay for roundtrip tickets for him & his lovely wife to las vegas for next year's super bowl gathering.........& if he feels he needs some muscle i would also pay for a roundtrip ticket for johnny knockdown....

jack offered to pay for room, food, & beverages for jim & co........

toastonastick offered to kick in $600 for gambling....

dr. strangelove offered to give jim the $600 he has claimed that was "stolen" from him by cascade........

kosar has offered jim a hooker if jim's wife doesn't perform for that weekend...........i spoke to kosar & he wanted to know if jim preferred a hooker with or without teeth.........i told kosar i didn't think that jim had a preference.....

i spoke to raymond & fletcher, who both told me if johnny knckdown can't make it....they would offer to protect jim from his many fans....


if somebody would have offered me this vacation package i would have jumped at it......

but beantownjim hasn't.........so the question is why.........

the only explanations that i could come up with are......

jim is a minor

jim is in prison

jim lives in iraq


can anybody else come up with any other reasons why jim wouldn't take this free vacation package ?
 
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Hey Al,

How's it going buddy? Don't forget I offered to pay for half of that plane ticket. Or I'll just kick in some gambling money, it doesn't matter to me. I doubt he'd ever come, but it would be fun to see who's behind that computer if he did.

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He is a figment of another posters imagination?? Who may already go to Vegas with you guys.

Or He simply will not be bought off to hang out with people that are clearly not up to his standards.

He has strict dialysis regimen.

He has a wooden leg and is afraid that he will be beaten with it.


Great thread Ar1
 
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Clem D said:
He is a figment of another posters imagination?? Who may already go to Vegas with you guys.

Or He simply will not be bought off to hang out with people that are clearly not up to his standards.

He has strict dialysis regimen.

He has a wooden leg and is afraid that he will be beaten with it.


Great thread Ar1
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clemd quote: "He is a figment of another posters imagination?? Who may already go to Vegas with you guys.

Or He simply will not be bought off to hang out with people that are clearly not up to his standards.

He has strict dialysis regimen.

He has a wooden leg and is afraid that he will be beaten with it.


very funny post, clem.

but he couldn't use the wooden leg excuse...because raymond & fletcher offered to protect him from his legion of fans...

i didn't think about jim actually being another poster.........but who ?

could he be jack or i.e. ?

wouldn't that be something ?
 
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IF YOU GUYS REALLY WANT ME TO GO YOU WILL HAVE TO UP THE ANTY I AM TAKING A BIG CHANCE SOMEBODY I KNOW MIGHT SEE ME WITH YOU DEGENERATES :scared

I WOULD LIKE 2 MONTH'S OF FLETCHERS PICKS SO I CAN GO THE OTHER WAY.I WANT PROTECTION IN CASE JOHNNY KNOCKDOWN CANT MAKE IT I WANT DOGFACE AS SECURITY.I WANT TO PLAY JACK A 50 DOLLAR NASUA I WILL EVEN GIVE HIM 2 AND 2 STROKES.I CANT BE SEEN IN PUBLIC WITH AR182 I DONT WANT ANYBODY TO THINK I LIVED IN THE SAME TRAILOR PARK AS HIM.I DONT WANT TO ARM WRESTLE WITH BLOCKHEAD FOR A ROUND OF DRINKS MY ELBOW GETS SORE AFTER I ARM WRESTLE SO BLOCKHEAD NO ARM WRESTLING.

BOYS I WOULD LOVE TO MEET YOU GUYS BUT I LIVE IN A NORMAL SOCIETY IT WILL HURT MY REPUTATION IF I AM SEEN WITH A BUNCH OF CARTOON CHARACTERS FROM A TALK FORUM.HOWEVER I THINK WE WOULD HAVE SOME FUN LET ME RUN IT BY MY WIFE SHE CALLS THE SHOTS NOT ONLY THAT SHE HAS THE DOUGH ;)
 
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Jim.......where are you? LOSER.......never will show up. I will for 500 if you will and I am never around but sick of your bull___it. Full of it. By the way, wife has to be there as well to collect from me, loser
 
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WINEGUY WHY ALL THE HATERED DID YOUR MOTHER FIND YOUR PLAYBOY, CALM DOWN YOU LITTLE PUNK BEFORE I FLY TO ATLANTA AND KICK THE SH-T OUT OF YOU AND SCOTTY AT THE SAME TIME.

JACK I THOUGHT YOU HAD TO BE 18 YEARS OLD TO ENTER THE FORUM DID WINEGUY SLIP THROUGH THE CRACKS.I SAY WE BAN THIS KID UNTIL HE GETS OUT OF JR. HIGH SCHOOL :sadwave:
 
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I told you he's a fruit


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BOYS 11 YEARS AGO I MET THE MOST WONDERFULL LADY AND I MARRIED HER.BOYS SHE IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND HER BOSS WE HAD THE GREATEST NIGHT AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL MY WIFE THAT I AM SEEKING A DIVORCE SO I CAN BE WITH HER BOSS.BOYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE WITH THIS PERSON IMAGINE DRIVING A 2002 MERCEDES COUPE,GOING TO VEGAS TWICE A YEAR AND STAYING AT THE MGM PENTHOUSE AND PLAYING CARDS FOR A WEEK WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CASH,HER BOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD AND LOADED WITH CASH THE HEAD CARDIOLOGIST AT MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL I WOULD SAY CLOSE TO 150 GRAND A YEAR AND NO KIDS HOW DOES THIS SOUND SO FAR BOYS.I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFES BOSS BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM HIS NAME IS PETER YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HIS NAME IS (DR.PETER) GUYS THIS MAN HAS EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT WOMEN YOU GUESSED IT HE'S GAY BUT I AM CONTEPLATING OVER LOOKING THIS LITTLE SET BACK BOYS WHAT A NIGHT I HAD I THINK I AM IN LOVE.
 
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vinnie said:
I told you he's a fruit


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BOYS 11 YEARS AGO I MET THE MOST WONDERFULL LADY AND I MARRIED HER.BOYS SHE IS THE GREATEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO ME UNTIL LAST NIGHT.LAST NIGHT I WENT OUT TO DINNER WITH MY WIFE AND HER BOSS WE HAD THE GREATEST NIGHT AND I FELL IN LOVE WITH HER BOSS WITHIN THE FIRST 5 MINUTES.I DONT KNOW HOW TO TELL MY WIFE THAT I AM SEEKING A DIVORCE SO I CAN BE WITH HER BOSS.BOYS DO YOU KNOW HOW HAPPY I WOULD BE WITH THIS PERSON IMAGINE DRIVING A 2002 MERCEDES COUPE,GOING TO VEGAS TWICE A YEAR AND STAYING AT THE MGM PENTHOUSE AND PLAYING CARDS FOR A WEEK WITH AN ENDLESS SUPPLY OF CASH,HER BOSS IS 38 YEARS OLD AND LOADED WITH CASH THE HEAD CARDIOLOGIST AT MASS GENERAL HOSPITAL I WOULD SAY CLOSE TO 150 GRAND A YEAR AND NO KIDS HOW DOES THIS SOUND SO FAR BOYS.I AM CRAZY ABOUT MY WIFES BOSS BUT THERE IS ONE SLIGHT PROBLEM HIS NAME IS PETER YES BOYS YOU HEARD ME RIGHT HIS NAME IS (DR.PETER) GUYS THIS MAN HAS EVERYTHING I ALWAYS WANTED EXCEPT WOMEN YOU GUESSED IT HE'S GAY BUT I AM CONTEPLATING OVER LOOKING THIS LITTLE SET BACK BOYS WHAT A NIGHT I HAD I THINK I AM IN LOVE.
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