After having there 11th child an Alabama couple decided that was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed. So the husband went to his veterinarian and told him that he and his cousin did not want to have any more children. The doctor then told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix the problem but it was very costly. A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Alabama) light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to ten. The man said to the doctor "I may not be the smartest man in the world, but I don't see how a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear in going to help me." "Trust me" said the doctor. So the man went home , lit the cherry bomb put it in a beer can put it next to his ear and began to count "1", "2", "3", "4", "5". At that point he paused placed the beer can between his legs, placed both hands over his ears and resumed counting.
PS. This procedure also works in Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Tennessee.
PS. This procedure also works in Kentucky, West Virginia, Mississippi, and Tennessee.
