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[buddy]

Seattle man dies after sex with horse [/font]

Police say death was accidental, investigate farm on cruelty suspicions

Reuters
Updated: 9:12 p.m. ET July 15, 2005

SEATTLE - A Seattle man died after engaging in anal sex with a horse at a farm suspected of being a gathering place for people seeking to have sex with livestock, police said Friday.

The horse involved in the incident was not harmed, and an autopsy of the unnamed man concluded that ?the manner of death was accidental ... due to perforation of the colon,? a police spokesman said.

?The information that we have is that people would find this place via chat rooms on the Web,? said Sgt. John Urquhart of the King County Sheriff?s Department.

Although sex with animals is not illegal in Washington state, Urquhart said that investigators were looking into whether the farm, located in Enumclaw, 40 miles southeast of Seattle, allowed sex with smaller animals that resulted in animal cruelty, which is a crime.

?If you?re talking about sheep or goats, there could be some issues,? Urquhart said.

 

[djv]

Should be a lead story on the O'rilley show.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

and liberals are elated because now they will have ACLU fighting for beastiality under pursuit of happiness in constitution--CA and Mass are already drafting marriage amendments to include marriage to pets

 

[gardenweasel]

hhhelloo wwiiillbbbur....

 

[CHARLESMANSON]

Last I checked Washington was a "blue state" moron. What do republicans have to do with this article? I guess you being a leftist you are just desperate to sling mud and point fingers. Typical desperate liberal. :clap: Keep it up!! It only makes your own political party look bad.

 

[smurphy]

Man, I dunno. Getting backdoored by horse (on purpose no less) sounds a lot more Libertarian than anything else. Anarchist freaks!

 

[djv]

Might be a far right crazy. There as bad or worse then some those wacky lefties. What ever he or maybe she was. You can say nuts.

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I'd like to comment on this matter but cannot since I've been retained by the deceaseds estate to file a wrongful death action against the owner of the horse for failure to warn. I'm not sure of the facts but it appears that the decedent was the recipient of the horse's affections as I'm uncertain how he could have perforated his colon if he was the pitcher. Maybe Freeze could shine some light.

Eddie

 

[dawgball]

Thanks for clearing that up, Eddie. You have undoubtedly done your research. I assumed while reading the story that he was the pitcher, and the colon was damaged from being kicked.

But I will defer to you as the expert.

good to see you back.

 

[buddy]

Eddie!

Where ya' been, man?

Anyway, now that you're here....

stir the pot!

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Interesting anal ysis, Dawg. I didn't think of my clients decedent as the pitcher, as the article is devoid of any description of the manner of copulation between the two lovebirds.

Since your from Tennessee, I will obviously yield to your expert opinion as to causation of this most unfortunate incident.

Eddie

 

[dawgball]

My sister doesn't kick that hard.

Your "guess" is as good as mine.

 

[Mjolnir]

great stuff.

 

[DOGS THAT BARK]

--and we are smart enough in ky to stuff sheeps feet in our boots so they can't kick.

 

[djv]

DTB Im ROTFLMAO

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Wayne:

Don't you mean "boot"?

Based on your political, economic and social positions, I've often thought that you may have suffered a head injury in your youth after taking a hoof to the temple while plowing the south forty (or a large heiffer for that matter).

Eddie