Alycia Lane Lusts For Rich Eisen
I've always been jealous of Rich Eisen. Although he's a handsome guy, I'm actually only jealous of his gig working for the NFL Network, which has to be the greatest job ever. But, apparently, I should be a little more jealous of his looks. After all, he attracted the attention of noted anchorbabe Alycia Lane.
Last time we saw Alycia Lane, she was fending off the advances of one State Sen. Vince Fumo. Now, though, she's in hot water for sending Rich Eisen seven emails and photos of herself in a bikini. The problem, though, was he sent it to an email account Eisen and his wife share -- who does that? -- and the wife intercepted the emails first.
Page Six reports Eisen's wife, ABC sideline reporter Suzy Shuster, fired back a nasty email to the CBS 3 anchor, writing this:
"Boy, do you look amazing in a bikini . . . congrats! Whatever you're doing, (Pilates? yoga?) keep doing it - it's working for you. Anyway, sorry but those seven e-mails you sent to my husband, Rich, well, oops, they came to the e-mail address we both use from time to time, but no worries, I'll forward the beach shots as well as the ones of you dancing with your friends on to his main address. Do you have it?"
Shuster added, "I mean, what better way to get a guy's attention than with skin!" Shuster even gave Lane Rich's solo email address, which means she must trust him, I suppose. Nobody would comment for the Page Six article, but here's the deal: If you're reading this, Suzy, feel free to forward those photos along. That goes for you too, Alycia.
Yes, if you're wondering, Alycia Lane is ****ing awesome. I'm sort of wondering what she's going to do next to get in the gossip columns. (Last year, she was seen cheek-to-cheek with Prince Albert.) I feel like I'm going to be writing a post soon that begins, "Dan Gross reports Alycia Lane was seen riding a butterscotch-covered elephant in a one-piece down Broad Street yesterday..."