Just planning my tv time for next week. Can anyone till me when the following keynote speakers will be addressing the white collar criminals in attendance in what will be called next week the "spin cities".
Will Tom DeLay be following Jack Abramoff on Tuesday? Hopefully Ted Stevens will get his long awaited chance to talk to the masses on Congressional ethics. Dying to hear Sen. Larry Craig speak on family values, God and public sanitation in the nations airports. I hear Alberto Gonzalez has recruited a bunch of assistant US attorneys to entertain the largely white, wealthy audience with his puppet act.
I heard especially do not miss the opening night, Monday where Mark Foley conducts, with his special baton, the Alumni Congressional Page Choir in our National Anthem followed be a rousing rendition of Let Hear it for the Boys. Terry Schiavo is going to stop by and be honored for her accomplishments during the administration. Don Rumsfeld has asked to take a low key approach due to health reasons and is touring Guantanamo to further secure the country.
Just looking forward to hearing how the economy is doing well since I gave you $600 big ones, the foreclosure crisis and housing prices are a myth, we are winning the war in Iraq as we have been since the mission was accomplished and the media were only showing the bad stuff, we should all go shopping, no terrorist attack on US soil since 9-11 and if you elect Obama there will be, but we do have problems folks. we have to lower taxes so that corportations can continue to compete and of course we must kill the trial lawyers.
Excertps from McCain acceptance speech:
How do we know this is the right course for America? God told us. For we are the GOP. God's Own Party. And God said, this administration will bomb Iran. Even though we have a jew for a vice-president, remember nascar nation, Christ was a jew before he converted. (large roar from audience who believes this is correct because they know it is in Bible) (some guy holds up sign reading "Bipple 3:4-10"). Lieberman than accepted with huge hug backstage from John Hegge.
"And so, my friends, vote for the Maverick and the Jew, the bottom line is we will lower all taxes, kill all arabs and take their oil. You vote for the half breed and mic, you get higher taxes, giving in to the terrorists, and high oil prices.
God bless you and God lbess the Great Satan
Eddie
Will Tom DeLay be following Jack Abramoff on Tuesday? Hopefully Ted Stevens will get his long awaited chance to talk to the masses on Congressional ethics. Dying to hear Sen. Larry Craig speak on family values, God and public sanitation in the nations airports. I hear Alberto Gonzalez has recruited a bunch of assistant US attorneys to entertain the largely white, wealthy audience with his puppet act.
I heard especially do not miss the opening night, Monday where Mark Foley conducts, with his special baton, the Alumni Congressional Page Choir in our National Anthem followed be a rousing rendition of Let Hear it for the Boys. Terry Schiavo is going to stop by and be honored for her accomplishments during the administration. Don Rumsfeld has asked to take a low key approach due to health reasons and is touring Guantanamo to further secure the country.
Just looking forward to hearing how the economy is doing well since I gave you $600 big ones, the foreclosure crisis and housing prices are a myth, we are winning the war in Iraq as we have been since the mission was accomplished and the media were only showing the bad stuff, we should all go shopping, no terrorist attack on US soil since 9-11 and if you elect Obama there will be, but we do have problems folks. we have to lower taxes so that corportations can continue to compete and of course we must kill the trial lawyers.
Excertps from McCain acceptance speech:
How do we know this is the right course for America? God told us. For we are the GOP. God's Own Party. And God said, this administration will bomb Iran. Even though we have a jew for a vice-president, remember nascar nation, Christ was a jew before he converted. (large roar from audience who believes this is correct because they know it is in Bible) (some guy holds up sign reading "Bipple 3:4-10"). Lieberman than accepted with huge hug backstage from John Hegge.
"And so, my friends, vote for the Maverick and the Jew, the bottom line is we will lower all taxes, kill all arabs and take their oil. You vote for the half breed and mic, you get higher taxes, giving in to the terrorists, and high oil prices.
God bless you and God lbess the Great Satan
Eddie