robin williams' plan...
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole'
boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle
East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip
home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up
and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you want a piece of me?' "
"I see a lot of people yelling for peace
but I have not heard of a plan for
peace. So, here's one plan."
1) "The US will apologize to the world for our
"interference" in their affairs, past & present. You
know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega,
Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those "good 'ole'
boys", we will never "interfere" again.
2) We will withdraw our troops from all over the
world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle
East, and the Philippines. They don't want us there.
We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed
sneaking through holes in the fence.
3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their
affairs together and leave.We'll give them a free trip
home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up
and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where
they are. They're illegal! France will welcome them.
4) All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and
limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!
No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If
you don't like it there, change it yourself and don't
hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11
cashiers.
5) No foreign "students" over age 21. The older ones
are the bombers. If they don't attend classes, they
get a "D" and it's back home baby.
6) The US will make a strong effort
to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will
include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but
will require a temporary drilling of oil in the
Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for
a while.
7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing
countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don't
like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere
else to sell their production. (About a week of the
wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
8) If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe
in the world, we will not "interfere." They can pray
to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or
whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them
is stolen or given
to the army. The people who need
it most get very little, if anything.
9) Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island
someplace. We don't need the spies and fair weather
friends here. Besides, the building would make a good
homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
10) All Americans must go to charm and beauty school.
That way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any
longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH...learn
it...or LEAVE...Now, isn't that a winner of a plan?
"The Statue of Liberty is no longer
saying "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled
masses." She's got a baseball bat and she's yelling,
'you want a piece of me?' "
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