1. Give her all the money she can ever spend.
2. Never tell her "No."
3. Don't get a belly
4. Become an expert in communication and talk everything through. Share with her your most intimate secrets and thoughts....never mind....bad idea.
5. Make sure her bank account never runs out of money.
6. Don't lose your hair.
7. Become an interesting,even fascinating person, and be constantly intrigued by things that interest her.
8. Give up golf, basketball, football and any other interests you have and get into shopping.
9. Keep bringing her lots of money.
10. Become a good listener.
11. Let her hold the remote occasionally.
12. Clean up after yourself.
13. Never ask her to pull your finger.
14. Always fill her bank account with plenty of money.
15. Wake up and take care of the kids in the middle of the night.
16. Become fascinated by romance novels, a clean house, and other people's business.
17. Get a cat.
18. Whenever her bank account balance gets low, fill it back up again.
19. Wash your face.
20. Use deodorant.
21. Buy some clean clothes.
22. Shower her with loads and loads of money.
23. Stop sneaking off to see other wild women.
24. Fix her car.
25. Fix her toilet.
26. Fix her cat. *
27. Fill up her checking account daily.
28. Play tennis or volleyball.
29. Tank her and be genuinely appreciative whenever she gives you input about your driving.
30. Be good looking, fit, and romantic pretty much all the time.
31. Be certain that she never runs out of money.
32. Accept all of her criticism with gratitude.
33. Never leave whiskers int he sink.
34. Never leave a smell in the bathroom.
35. See that she always has an adequate supply of money.
36. Never be affraid to ask directions.
37. Always let her decide when it's OK to be amorous.
38. Never let her think for a moment that you might be running out of money to give her.
2. Never tell her "No."
3. Don't get a belly
4. Become an expert in communication and talk everything through. Share with her your most intimate secrets and thoughts....never mind....bad idea.
5. Make sure her bank account never runs out of money.
6. Don't lose your hair.
7. Become an interesting,even fascinating person, and be constantly intrigued by things that interest her.
8. Give up golf, basketball, football and any other interests you have and get into shopping.
9. Keep bringing her lots of money.
10. Become a good listener.
11. Let her hold the remote occasionally.
12. Clean up after yourself.
13. Never ask her to pull your finger.
14. Always fill her bank account with plenty of money.
15. Wake up and take care of the kids in the middle of the night.
16. Become fascinated by romance novels, a clean house, and other people's business.
17. Get a cat.
18. Whenever her bank account balance gets low, fill it back up again.
19. Wash your face.
20. Use deodorant.
21. Buy some clean clothes.
22. Shower her with loads and loads of money.
23. Stop sneaking off to see other wild women.
24. Fix her car.
25. Fix her toilet.
26. Fix her cat. *
27. Fill up her checking account daily.
28. Play tennis or volleyball.
29. Tank her and be genuinely appreciative whenever she gives you input about your driving.
30. Be good looking, fit, and romantic pretty much all the time.
31. Be certain that she never runs out of money.
32. Accept all of her criticism with gratitude.
33. Never leave whiskers int he sink.
34. Never leave a smell in the bathroom.
35. See that she always has an adequate supply of money.
36. Never be affraid to ask directions.
37. Always let her decide when it's OK to be amorous.
38. Never let her think for a moment that you might be running out of money to give her.
