one day a poor russian worker is walking down an alley in moscow. he sees an old vodka bottle and kicks it while he is walking, and low and behold a genie pops out.
the genie looks at the poor man and says " normally you would get three wishes but due to the cold war cut backs and the bad economy, you will only get one."
"no problem" the man replies. "all i want is a lifetime supply of the best vodka i have ever tasted."
the genie touches the man on the shoulder and says "you now have a lifetime supply of the best vodka."
the man looks around and asks where it is.
the genie tells him that whenever he takes a piss it will be the best vodka ever made.
the man runs home, gets into the house, pulls out two pint glasses and puts them on the counter. he pulls out his pecker and starts to pee in the glasses. his wife is horrified and asks him what he is doing. he tells his wife to wait a minute and he takes a sip from one of the glasses and sighs a happy man. then he convinces his wife to try a sip and she can't believe what she has tasted.
so everyday this guy runs home from work, pulls out 2 pint glasses, puts them on the table. pisses in them and him and his wife proceed to drink all night. this same routine goes on day after day.
then one day the man comes home pulls out 1 pint glass and puts it on the table and starts to pee in it.
the wife gasps " well where is my glass"
the man replies " tonight.....you drink from the bottle!"
the genie looks at the poor man and says " normally you would get three wishes but due to the cold war cut backs and the bad economy, you will only get one."
"no problem" the man replies. "all i want is a lifetime supply of the best vodka i have ever tasted."
the genie touches the man on the shoulder and says "you now have a lifetime supply of the best vodka."
the man looks around and asks where it is.
the genie tells him that whenever he takes a piss it will be the best vodka ever made.
the man runs home, gets into the house, pulls out two pint glasses and puts them on the counter. he pulls out his pecker and starts to pee in the glasses. his wife is horrified and asks him what he is doing. he tells his wife to wait a minute and he takes a sip from one of the glasses and sighs a happy man. then he convinces his wife to try a sip and she can't believe what she has tasted.
so everyday this guy runs home from work, pulls out 2 pint glasses, puts them on the table. pisses in them and him and his wife proceed to drink all night. this same routine goes on day after day.
then one day the man comes home pulls out 1 pint glass and puts it on the table and starts to pee in it.
the wife gasps " well where is my glass"
the man replies " tonight.....you drink from the bottle!"
