Sat (as usual) July 19th four score AND 7 years ago today I would POUND the Blue...

[EXTRAPOLATER]

...Jays, mercilously slaughtering my bankroll and fantasies.

Did even better that pbosted so time to take a chance and roll the dice and spin the wheel and hope she's nice.

Fridoob: 5-2 +1.51
Julie: 76-56 +10.65
sides: 66-47 +10.51
tokes: 9-8 -0.46
prayed: 1-1 +0.6

Nice try on that total, there, over, aye? (2-1 'Stros). Maybe take the day off from totals. Not the ideal ump going in that Billingsley-Haren under temptation and not encouraging the way they decimated the total yesterday. No Saito mi money.

Four Score

brewers 64%(-131)+7
system pick alert
((system picks were 13-6-9 last season when the moon was in the 7th house))
ROI: (76.3 cents on the dollar)
64 x 0.763=48.8xyz
36 x -1=-36
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+12.8%
-->Sheets CG ShO last vs and good vs in career; comes in rated pretty good--all-star SP, of course; he's 6-1 era under 3 on the road though lost his last at Minny
-->Sanchez big on K's but comes in cold and the Brewers have had their way with him before (0-1 in 2+3 appearances with era well above 10.)
overall rating:
5.175 out of 6.9 on the schelickther scale.

This price has expired and I can now break even if so choose.

I choose not.

brewers -131 2.62/2

This may take a while.
I need a puff before doing the next one.

 

[EXTRAPOLATER]

system pick alert...you have 69 minutes left to accept this offer

system pick alert...you have 69 minutes left to accept this offer

cubs 62%(-120)+7
ROI: (83.3 cents otx)
62 x 0.833=51.6x1z1yz
38 x -1=-38
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+13.6%
-->Carlos solid in last vs & carear; Carlos could currently be consider kosher
-->Wandy's last 3 starts demonstrate his overachieving ways and his era and HR's allowed has ballooned in recent confrontations; era under 3 at home but just 2-2 there; not a major threat to complete 7 and Cubs pen edge is
-->Astros better shot yesterday facing the lefty...just pulled it off; Cubs slightly cheaper and slightly less likely than visitor Brews (I'm out...shit...don't say that)...hmmm...bat edge given identical for both games...Wandy the bigger threat, IMO
overall rating:
9.75 out of 13.0 on the Gestfpo (pronounced: duchscherer) scale

I have spun the Zambrano wheel all season long and see no reason to stop here.

cubs -120 2.4/2

...crap I can't believe I'm out of beer...

hmmm

:weed:

 

[EXTRAPOLATER]

this one doesn't cut it but I'll square the circle arm

this one doesn't cut it but I'll square the circle arm

mets 60%(-123)+4
ROI: (81.3 cents otg-spot)
60 x 0.813=48.78
40 x -1=-40
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+8.78%
-->Perez throwing one straight beauty game (his norm all season) wouldn't interest me, but three straight?...worth a shot, there, but I've been sucked into this (apparently) brainless tool before (getting my griping out of the way before the 3-run homer in the 4th)); solid arm but inconsisternet
-->Foggy Mental Breakdown inspired crucial threshold influence
overall rating:
5.005 out of 7.7 on the sphynxter scale (3rd revision)

Mojo filter now in Reds court.
Can't pound the Perez party.

1.23/1

thank-Hendrix my action doesn't start until 4...I still got almozt ten whoures

 

[EXTRAPOLATER]

welcome to the grand illusion

welcome to the grand illusion

Mariners 68%(-124)+12
ROI: (80.6 cents otd)
68 x 0.806=54.8
32 x -1=-32
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+22.8%
-->Sowers still Top Ten Bestsellers list for fade material despite his club stealing his last start (jusst a bit outside; 4 innings ND)
-->Washburn better lately than not-so-lately
-->M's can handle lefties better than Injuns
-->M's are undefeated since the all-star break
-->Injuns pen is pretty hilarious
-->did I mention M's undefeated at home since the break?
overall rating:
8.635 out of 11 on the Uggla complex

Can the M's keep up this fabulous roll?
I don't know if I liked them more yesterday than today but I have more money today. More faith, too, whatever the hell that means.

M's -124 2.48/2

Hard to wade further out into the Marine as these guys have mostly sucked. Might add to it if my other plays win and they invent a time machine.

+++---+++---+++

seven years ago
...this is too funny...trippin' out on the balcony and thinkin' about whether or not to pound and about what to post, thought back to a day I got pummelled on a Jays play as (of course) they couldn't score and lost 1-0 or 2-1 or something...only day in my life I ever had a girl throw a drink in my face...laughing my ass off out on the porch thinking about that day now...I don't know about you but I think this new strain somewhat heightens my sense of humour...true story, though...pounded another game that lost 1-0 that day too...lotsa fun


other greedy sins:

dodgers +115 0.6/0.69
tigers +111 0.5/0.56
Chisox -1 -106 0.53/0.5

--sucked in by Chad and la'D just scored 8 so why not
--only other I 'capped was Det--got 51% and 51%'s hit at close to 60% last season...sometimes a bit arbitrary on those...seemed to help...isn't that ironic?
--Pink is 7-1 and unhittable at home and price seems right for division leaders here...dang push in that Bravesituation last night with no closer but the victory looks imminent (or however you spell that world)

almost forget:
(gimme,gimme,gimme)

1st5 brewers -137 0.69/0.5 (that number is haunting me)
1st5 cubs -123 0.61/0.5
1st5 mets -123 0.62/0.5
1st5 M's -128 0.64/0.5

These screwed me Thursday so bok-choy on the balance herein.

I can't seem to pull the trigger on the Rangers.
Zero?
I know this a hittable righty but Harrison a big gamble--doesn't pay enough, IMOve.

I think that does me.
Wash@Atl under 11.5 if you can get it.

GL

 

[EXTRAPOLATER]

Sowers and Washburn mysteriously now offline. I own SP's must go in case of libel.

Happy Birthday to Ethan, a one-year old in my family, cousin's kid.

Need some mojo filter today.

Took a look around me which way the wind blow

Got to be a joker he just do what he please

 

[LordofBalls]

in the words of Jeff Spicoli.....


Whoa..... Duuude! thats some good shit!! :weed:


an interesting read today mr. extrapolater....


Best of Luck as Always!!


LoB
:SIB