BOYS THIS IS NO JOKE WE ARE EXPECTING 1-3 INCHES OF RAIN TOMORROW AND ONE OF MY TENANTS HAS A LEAKY ROOF.I HAVE KNOWN ABOUT IT FOR 6 MONTH'S BUT WHAT THE F-CK I COULDNT COME UP WITH 7 DIMES TO FIX IT.EVRYTIME RAIN IS IN THE FORECAST MY HEART POUNDS BECAUSE I KNOW I AM GOING TO GET THAT DREADED PHONE CALL FROM MARY THAT ITS POURING IN HER APARTMENT.ITS A TAR AND GRAVEL ROOF AND I HAVE TRIED TO PATCH IT WITH ROOFING CEMENT BUT I NEVER GET THE SPOT.I HAD SOMEBODY TELL ME THAT ITS POSSIBLE THE RAIN COULD BE COMING DOWN THE SIDE OF THE CHIMNEY HAS ANYBODY EVER HEARD OF THAT I THINK THE F-CKING GUY WAS JUST TELLING ME THAT SO I WOULDNT BE ABLE TO FIND THE LEAK AND HE WOULD GET THE JOB.I DONT KNOW IF I SHOULD TRY AGAIN THIS MORNING WITH THE ROOFING CEMENT OR JUST CROSS MY FINGERS AND HOPE THE DAMAGE ISNT TO BAD AND WHEN THE RAIN STOPS I CAN GO INSIDE MARY'S APARTMENT AND PAINT HER CEILING.I KNOW THIS IS A SPORTS FORUM NOT (THIS OLD HOUSE) BUT IF ANYBODY HAS ANY HELPFULL HINTS IN FINDING LEAKS ON A ROOF LET ME KNOW BUT HURRY UP THE GOD DAM RAIN IS COMING FAST
