Saturday just got back from church...The Maggot is looking to the Sunshine State

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Another life lesson learned the hard way. Never and i mean never go to confession after a night of drinking casino draft beer and eating an entire crave case on the way home. :facepalm: i guess maybe i should have dropped the Kardashian babies off at the pool first this morning instead of going into church with one in the chamber. I was carpet bombing all the patrons on the way down the row toward the confessonal. Once I got in I felt the pressure building in my colon and sphincter with each word.I figured I could silently let a little escape to relieve the pressure. Big mistake. What I thought to be a turtle head peeking out of his, turned out to be molten lava in my drawers! Yup the Maggot Sharted himself for the second time in a month! Fuck my life. What am I 10? Or am I that old that I have lost control of my bodily functions. They also need better ventilation in confessional booths. Now i know why they outlawed gas chambers. I have no doubt that I spoiled the priests upcoming meal because he could taste the Maggot. I'm glad i don't understand Philipino because I think father Diego cursed me to hell and back for my sin.


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Plus $2805

Fsu -5.5 over USF
I have Fsu 13 better. Better guards and considerably better upfront and deeper. I look for them to make a statement in this final in state game before conference play starts. They need all the wins they can get to secure at large bid which they set for an attainable goal this year. Usf has pllayed better than I thought they would have this year but in my mind Fsu is a comfortable dd winner by the end of the game.

3 units


Florida -7 fh over Wake Forrest
Florida has underachieved for coach Donovan and will look to come out with guns blazing against the under manned Demon Deacons. I have Florida with big edges in all areas and coaching is a big one. Wake has a problem taking care of the basketball in the two times I bet against them that was a big problem. I'm not laying the wood for the whole game as Donovan may clear his bench prior to Sec battles.
4 units



Columbia - 2.5 over Hofstra
I know this line got hammered in Hofstras way but I don't see it. I have Colombia by 12 here. Better in all areas on the court. I have to run or I'd give more info.
2 units.

I will have some more shortly
 

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Another life lesson learned the hard way. Never and i mean never go to confession after a night of drinking casino draft beer and eating an entire crave case on the way home. :facepalm: i guess maybe i should have dropped the Kardashian babies off at the pool first this morning instead of going into church with one in the chamber. I was carpet bombing all the patrons on the way down the row toward the confessonal. Once I got in I felt the pressure building in my colon and sphincter with each word.I figured I could silently let a little escape to relieve the pressure. Big mistake. What I thought to be a turtle head peeking out of his, turned out to be molten lava in my drawers! Yup the Maggot Sharted himself for the second time in a month! Fuck my life. What am I 10? Or am I that old that I have lost control of my bodily functions. They also need better ventilation in confessional booths. Now i know why they outlawed gas chambers. I have no doubt that I spoiled the priests upcoming meal because he could taste the Maggot. I'm glad i don't understand Philipino because I think father Diego cursed me to hell and back for my sin.


Ytd
59-50-3
Plus $2805

Fsu -5.5 over USF
I have Fsu 13 better. Better guards and considerably better upfront and deeper. I look for them to make a statement in this final in state game before conference play starts. They need all the wins they can get to secure at large bid which they set for an attainable goal this year. Usf has pllayed better than I thought they would have this year but in my mind Fsu is a comfortable dd winner by the end of the game.

3 units


Florida -7 fh over Wake Forrest
Florida has underachieved for coach Donovan and will look to come out with guns blazing against the under manned Demon Deacons. I have Florida with big edges in all areas and coaching is a big one. Wake has a problem taking care of the basketball in the two times I bet against them that was a big problem. I'm not laying the wood for the whole game as Donovan may clear his bench prior to Sec battles.
4 units



Columbia - 2.5 over Hofstra
I know this line got hammered in Hofstras way but I don't see it. I have Colombia by 12 here. Better in all areas on the court. I have to run or I'd give more info.
2 units.

I will have some more shortly



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That's pure gold right there!
 

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You took pictures????????????????:facepalm::facepalm: :0002:mj07: :toast:


Glad I made you laugh


Sorry for the late notice but professor WTF has checked in with a good Play.

Western Michigan +5 over Northwestern tips at 3.
Slight edges in all my categories plus better fg% and 3 point shooting.
No time to get into to much detail But i have them winning outright by 4

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got that nice big Gator first half home.does Western Michigan free throws are going to haunt me all day.looks like I might have another game for tonight be back soon.
 

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New Mexico State -3 over New Mexico.slight experience edge to New Mexico State.slight back court edge to New Mexico State.I show a major front court edge to Mexico State.and a big depth edge to New Mexico State.obviously a key recruiting game.I look for the Aggies to try to run it up on the Mexico tonight.take advantage of the big time advantage upfront and their ability to run.I like them by double digits.I would really pound this except for the fact that I've been pounding beers all day.let's make it a 3 unit play.I'm hearing the lines are moving playing New Mexico State up to four and a half.I got in at 3.that's all for today good luck guys
 

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got that nice big Gator first half home.does Western Michigan free throws are going to haunt me all day.looks like I might have another game for tonight be back soon.

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Nice ! Just saw Seger last night at Madison Square Garden. He was great (and he did this song as well).
 
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