Received this e-mail from my wife,I wonder why:
Dear AR
There are classes for men at our local learning adult learning center that I think will benefit you.Due to the complexity & difficulty level of their content,each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants for each topic,so hurry to register.The classes will be on the following:
1.How to fill up the ice cube trays.Step by step demonstrations with slide presentations.
2.The toilet paper roll.Do they grow on the roll?There will be a round table discussion.
3.Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up & avoiding the floor\walls & nearby bathtub.There will be group practices.
4.The fundermental differences between the laundry hamper & the floor.There will be pictures & explanatory graphics.
5.The after dinner dishes & silverware.Can they levitate & fly into the kitchen sink or dishwasher.There will be video showings on this topic.
6.Loss of identity.Losing the remote to your signicant other.There will be helpline support & support groups.
7.Learning how to find things.Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.This class will have an open forum.
8.Health watch.Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.This class will feature graphics & audio tape.
9.Real men do ask for directions when lost.There will be real life testimonials on this topic.
10.Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while the wife\girlfriend parallel parks?This topic will feature driving simulations.
11.Learning to live.Basic differences between the mother & the wife.This class will feature roll playing.
12.How to be the ideal shopping companion.There will be relaxation exercises,mediation & breathing techniques.
13.How to fight cerebral atrophy.Remembering birthdays,anniversaries,& other important dates & calling when you're late.Cerebral shock therapy sessions & full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the courses,diplomas will be issued to the few survivors.
Are you interested in these courses, dear?
Your wife
Dear AR
There are classes for men at our local learning adult learning center that I think will benefit you.Due to the complexity & difficulty level of their content,each course will accept a maximum of 8 participants for each topic,so hurry to register.The classes will be on the following:
1.How to fill up the ice cube trays.Step by step demonstrations with slide presentations.
2.The toilet paper roll.Do they grow on the roll?There will be a round table discussion.
3.Is it possible to urinate using the technique of lifting the seat up & avoiding the floor\walls & nearby bathtub.There will be group practices.
4.The fundermental differences between the laundry hamper & the floor.There will be pictures & explanatory graphics.
5.The after dinner dishes & silverware.Can they levitate & fly into the kitchen sink or dishwasher.There will be video showings on this topic.
6.Loss of identity.Losing the remote to your signicant other.There will be helpline support & support groups.
7.Learning how to find things.Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming.This class will have an open forum.
8.Health watch.Bringing her flowers is not harmful to your health.This class will feature graphics & audio tape.
9.Real men do ask for directions when lost.There will be real life testimonials on this topic.
10.Is it genetically impossible to sit quietly while the wife\girlfriend parallel parks?This topic will feature driving simulations.
11.Learning to live.Basic differences between the mother & the wife.This class will feature roll playing.
12.How to be the ideal shopping companion.There will be relaxation exercises,mediation & breathing techniques.
13.How to fight cerebral atrophy.Remembering birthdays,anniversaries,& other important dates & calling when you're late.Cerebral shock therapy sessions & full lobotomies offered.
Upon completion of the courses,diplomas will be issued to the few survivors.
Are you interested in these courses, dear?
Your wife
