Excerpts from a chat room!!!
excerpts from a chatroom...
****
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat
me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe
and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a
real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before
casting Lvl. 8 Cock of
the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty
F*ck of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever.
This is
ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the
mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl.
1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only
a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece
of ****.
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bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how
long I can keep
it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what
r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats
for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on
the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert
you that you are in
my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's
just part of the
game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They
f*cking charge your
ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a
Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my
tough skinned
feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My
horn, like some
phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last
thing you see as
skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are
now a bloody red
ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
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BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show
you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and
massage your
muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and
wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to
message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time
I'm gonna report
your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you
f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or
something
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a
troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass.
Land O' Lakes
butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and
smoke a fatty. I
throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some
beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch
anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the
sunset.
---------------
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out
a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for
Papa John's in my
Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the
back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up
Papa John's and
make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza
just dripping with
sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is
Papa John's, how
may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and
then you would
make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings
do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house
now? Cause I'm home
alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to
cook, and then
I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry
up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're
in the shower. So
I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down
on your coffee
table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as
hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and
I'm all wet and
cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open
the box and unzip
my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in
ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough,
but the sauce is
deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As
you leave the
bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
------------------
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts
INVOLVING
vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for
me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage
my spinach...
Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber
waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was
thinking more
along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your
love. My insides
turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky
cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta
here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my
cauliflower, all over your
olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
kneifl
excerpts from a chatroom...
****
bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat
me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe
and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a
real beautiful
woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before
casting Lvl. 8 Cock of
the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty
F*ck of the
Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever.
This is
ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the
mightiest sorcerer of the
lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl.
1,000,000 Your body
explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only
a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece
of ****.
-------------------
bloodninja: Ok baby, we got to hurry, I don't know how
long I can keep
it ready for you.
j_gurli3: thats ok. ok i'm a japanese schoolgirl, what
r u.
bloodninja: A Rhinocerus. Well, hung like one, thats
for sure.
j_gurli3: haha, ok lets go.
j_gurli3: i put my hand through ur hair, and kiss u on
the neck.
bloodninja: I stomp the ground, and snort, to alert
you that you are in
my breeding territory.
j_gurli3: haha, ok, u know that turns me on.
j_gurli3: i start unbuttoning ur shirt.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't wear shirts.
j_gurli3: No, ur not really a Rhinocerus silly, it's
just part of the
game.
bloodninja: Rhinoceruses don't play games. They
f*cking charge your
ass.
j_gurli3: stop, cmon be serious.
bloodninja: It doesn't get any more serious than a
Rhinocerus about to
charge your ass.
bloodninja: I stomp my feet, the dust stirs around my
tough skinned
feet.
j_gurli3: thats it.
bloodninja: Nostrils flaring, I lower my head. My
horn, like some
phallic symbol of my potent virility, is the last
thing you see as
skulls collide and mine remains the victor. You are
now a bloody red
ragdoll suspended in the air on my mighty horn.
bloodninja: Goddam am I hard now.
--------------
BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show
you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and
massage your
muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and
wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to
message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time
I'm gonna report
your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you
f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or
something
Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a
troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
Bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
Bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass.
Land O' Lakes
butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
Bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
Bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
Bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
Bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and
smoke a fatty. I
throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
Bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some
beer.
Bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
Bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
Bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a bitch
anyway.
Bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the
sunset.
---------------
Bloodninja:Wanna cyber?
DirtyKate:OK, but don't tell anybody ;-)
DirtyKate:Who are you?
Bloodninja: I've got blond hair, blue eyes, I work out
a lot
Bloodninja:And I have a part time job delivering for
Papa John's in my
Geo Storm.
DirtyKate:You sound sexy.. I bet you want me in the
back of your car..
Bloodninja:Maybe some other time. You should call up
Papa John's and
make an order
DirtyKate: Haha! OK
DirtyKate:Hello! I'd like an extra-EXTRA large pizza
just dripping with
sauce.
Bloodninja:Well, first they would say, "Hello, this is
Papa John's, how
may I help you", then they tell you the specials, and
then you would
make your order. So that's an X-Large. What toppings
do you want?
DirtyKate:I want everything, baby!
Bloodninja:Is this a delivery?
DirtyKate:Umm...Yes
DirtyKate:So you're bringing the pizza to my house
now? Cause I'm home
alone... and I think I'll take a shower...
Bloodninja:Good. It will take about fifteen minutes to
cook, and then
I'll drive to your house.
**pause**
DirtyKate:I'm almost finished with my shower... Hurry
up!
Bloodninja:You can't hurry good pizza.
Bloodninja:I'm on my way now though
**pause**
DirtyKate:So you're at my front door now.
Bloodninja:How did you know?
Bloodninja:I knock but you can't hear me cause you're
in the shower. So
I let myself in, and walk inside. I put the pizza down
on your coffee
table.
Bloodninja:Are you ready to get nasty, baby? I'm as
hot as a pizza oven
DirtyKate:Oooohh yeah. I step out of the shower and
I'm all wet and
cold. Warm me up baby
Bloodninja:So you're still in the bathroom?
DirtyKate:Yeah, I'm wrapping a towel around myself.
Bloodninja:I can no longer resist the pizza. I open
the box and unzip
my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey
cheese, I moan in
ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough,
but the sauce is
deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As
you leave the
bathroom, I exit through the front door....
DirtyKate:What the f**k?
DirtyKate:You perverted piece of s**t
DirtyKate:F**k
------------------
Bloodninja: Wanna cyber?
MommyMelissa: Sure, you into vegetables?
Bloodninja: What like gardening an ****?
MommyMelissa: Yeah, something like that.
Bloodninja: Nuthin turns me on more, check this out
Bloodninja: You bend over to harvest your radishes.
(pause)
MommyMelissa: is that it?
Bloodninja: You water your tomato patch.
Bloodninja: Are you ready for my fresh produce?
MommyMelissa: I was thinking of like, sexual acts
INVOLVING
vegetables... Can you make it a little more sexy for
me?
(pause)
Bloodninja: I touch you on your lettuce, you massage
my spinach...
Sexily.
Bloodninja: I ride your buttocks, like they were amber
waves of grains.
MommyMelissa: Grain doesn't really turn me on... I was
thinking more
along the lines of carrots and zucchinis.
Bloodninja: my zucchinis carresses your carrots.
Bloodninja: Damn baby your right, this s**t is HOT.
MommyMelissa: ...
Bloodninja: My turnips listen for the soft cry of your
love. My insides
turn to celery as I unleash my warm and sticky
cauliflower of love.
MommyMelissa: What the f**k is this madlibs? I'm outta
here.
Bloodninja: Yah, well I already unleashed my
cauliflower, all over your
olives, and up in your eyes. Now you can't see. Bitch.
MommyMelissa: whatever.
:mj07: :mj07: :mj07:
kneifl
