I have a good friend who I used to coach with at a school in South Carolina, who is now the DC at La Tech. He was one of the funniest MFers I have ever been around. Since games are few, I thought you might enjoy some of his one-liners, some from pressers, some from practice(Feel free to add a few of your own):
Reporter- something to the effect of, how do you feel about playing _____ this weekend
"Are we going to win? Probably not. I'm not being negative, I'm just a realist."
Reporter - How do you feel about being undersized
"It's OK, we're small...but we are also slow."
Reporter - How do you feel about hosting your first playoff game?
"We're not going to make a big deal about this, but it's a big deal."
Practice quotes:
?Everyone has curfew tonight?Except for ____ and _____. They have some Prom bulls*&t to go to or something. Hey guys, do you think I could get some of those tiny pictures so I could keep them in my wallet??
?Guys were not going to run 40s. Even if we did?I?d just want to kill myself. And then, what would I do? The tallest building in town is the stadium. If I jumped off there I?d just break a leg.?
?Your just a shitter and an eater.?
?_______, your first two years here my sons thought your first name was damnit.?[/B]
My personal favorite:
"Anderson why are you late for the meeting?
(Anderson): Coach I had to go to that meeting for the seniors about the NFL and agents.
Oh yeah, you're really gonna need that s***."
Reporter- something to the effect of, how do you feel about playing _____ this weekend
"Are we going to win? Probably not. I'm not being negative, I'm just a realist."
Reporter - How do you feel about being undersized
"It's OK, we're small...but we are also slow."
Reporter - How do you feel about hosting your first playoff game?
"We're not going to make a big deal about this, but it's a big deal."
Practice quotes:
?Everyone has curfew tonight?Except for ____ and _____. They have some Prom bulls*&t to go to or something. Hey guys, do you think I could get some of those tiny pictures so I could keep them in my wallet??
?Guys were not going to run 40s. Even if we did?I?d just want to kill myself. And then, what would I do? The tallest building in town is the stadium. If I jumped off there I?d just break a leg.?
?Your just a shitter and an eater.?
?_______, your first two years here my sons thought your first name was damnit.?[/B]
My personal favorite:
"Anderson why are you late for the meeting?
(Anderson): Coach I had to go to that meeting for the seniors about the NFL and agents.
Oh yeah, you're really gonna need that s***."
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