A guy walking down the street enters a clock and watch shop. While looking around, he notices a drop dead gorgeous chick behind the counter. He walks up to the counter, unzips his pants, and puts his dick on the counter. "What are you doing, sir?" she says, "This is a clock shop!" "Yeah, I know, " says the guy,"I would like two hands and a face put on THIS!"
Mr. Smith hired him a new secretary. She was young sweet and very polite. One day during a meeting, she noticed his fly was open. As he walked out of the room, she quietly said "Mr. Smith your barracks door is open." He didn't understand her remark but later he happen to look down and see that his fly was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary so he called her in and said "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barrack door open this morning did you notice my soldier standing at attention?" "No, sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags...."
A guy walks into a bar and says "Oh god, I'm so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off a bulls balls." The gay guy sitting at the end of the bar says "mooo!"
A guy was on an air plane waiting for it to take off. He noticed there was no one in the seat next to him. All of a sudden the Pope boarded the plane and sat done next to the guy. The guy wanted to talk to the Pope but didn't know what to say. Just a little while after take off the Pope started a cross word puzzle. After a little while the Pope turns to the man and asks "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word that refers to a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?" Only one word came to the guys mind and he thought he couldnt tell the Pope that. So he thought for awhile and finally said "I believe it would be aunt." "Of course it is..." said the Pope, "do you have an eraser?" Naughty pope...
The Pope had been feeling rather sick and he went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and then finally came up with a diagnosis. The doc decided to tell the cardinals first. "Well," the doctor said, "I have some bad news, the Pope has a rare testicle disorder. The only cure is to have sex." This was not good news to the caridinals. They argued about it at length and finally decided to ask the Pope. The doctor explained the Pope what the matter was and ask him what he thought. The Pope thought for awhile then said, "I agree, but only under four conditions." The room went silent, but then the doctor spoke up, "What are the four conditions?" "Well, the first condition is the girl must be blind, so she can't see who's she's having sex with. Two, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who she's having sex with. Three, she must be dumb, so IF she figures out who she is having sex with she'll be to dumb to tell anyone...." There was a long pause and then a the doctor spoke up "Whats the fourth?" The Pope then got a big ass smile on his face and said "Big tits."
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Mr. Smith hired him a new secretary. She was young sweet and very polite. One day during a meeting, she noticed his fly was open. As he walked out of the room, she quietly said "Mr. Smith your barracks door is open." He didn't understand her remark but later he happen to look down and see that his fly was open. He decided to have some fun with his secretary so he called her in and said "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barrack door open this morning did you notice my soldier standing at attention?" "No, sir," she replied, "All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffle bags...."
A guy walks into a bar and says "Oh god, I'm so thirsty, I could lick the sweat off a bulls balls." The gay guy sitting at the end of the bar says "mooo!"
A guy was on an air plane waiting for it to take off. He noticed there was no one in the seat next to him. All of a sudden the Pope boarded the plane and sat done next to the guy. The guy wanted to talk to the Pope but didn't know what to say. Just a little while after take off the Pope started a cross word puzzle. After a little while the Pope turns to the man and asks "Excuse me, but do you know a four letter word that refers to a woman and ends in 'u-n-t'?" Only one word came to the guys mind and he thought he couldnt tell the Pope that. So he thought for awhile and finally said "I believe it would be aunt." "Of course it is..." said the Pope, "do you have an eraser?" Naughty pope...
The Pope had been feeling rather sick and he went to the doctor. The doctor examined him and then finally came up with a diagnosis. The doc decided to tell the cardinals first. "Well," the doctor said, "I have some bad news, the Pope has a rare testicle disorder. The only cure is to have sex." This was not good news to the caridinals. They argued about it at length and finally decided to ask the Pope. The doctor explained the Pope what the matter was and ask him what he thought. The Pope thought for awhile then said, "I agree, but only under four conditions." The room went silent, but then the doctor spoke up, "What are the four conditions?" "Well, the first condition is the girl must be blind, so she can't see who's she's having sex with. Two, she must be deaf, so she cannot hear who she's having sex with. Three, she must be dumb, so IF she figures out who she is having sex with she'll be to dumb to tell anyone...." There was a long pause and then a the doctor spoke up "Whats the fourth?" The Pope then got a big ass smile on his face and said "Big tits."
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