Sorry Boys

[beantownjim]

JACK I WANT TO APOLOGIZE FOR THIS MORNING MAYBE I USED TO MANY RACIAL SLURS BUT I AM DEAD BOYS I WILL HAVE 2 EMPTY APARTMENTS JULY 10TH AND I AM GETTING NO CALLS.I WAS ALL SET TO SEND OUT 1500 THE 1ST OF THE MONTH NOW IT LOOKS LIKE I WILL BE ON HOLD FELLAS MY GAMBLING BUDGETT IS WASTED AND I AM GETTING THE SHAKES I NEED ACTION:bigun: I DONT WANT TO BET WITH MY LOCAL BOYS BECAUSE ITS TO EASY TO GET OVER MY HEAD.ITS GETTING SO BAD I HAVE EVEN CONSIDERED GOING TO BINGO AT THE CHURCH THIS SATURDAY NIGHT AND KICK SOME OLD LADY ASS IN THE BINGO CARDS.HAS ANYBODY EVER PLAYED CHURCH BINGO CAN I GO THERE AND MAKE A QUICK DIME WITHOUT THE PRIEST HITTING ME UP FOR A DONATION:thefinger

SOUTH BOSTON- NICE 2 BEDROOM,SUNPORCH, SUNNY APARTMENT HARDWOOD FLOORS NEAR BEACH 1000 CALL BEANTOWNJIM 1-800-GON-BROK

 

[buddy]

B A L L A D O F T H E L A N D L O R D
by: Langston Hughes

Landlord,landlord,
My roof has sprung a leak.
Don't you 'member I told you about it
Way last week?


Landlord, landlord,
These steps is broken down.
When you come up yourself
It's a wonder you don't fall down.


Ten bucks you say I owe you?
Ten bucks you say is due?
Well, that's ten bucks more'n I'll pay you
Till you fix this house up new.


What? You gonna get eviction orders?
You gonna cut off my heat?
You gonna take my furniture and
Throw it in the street?


Um-huh! You talking high and mighty.
Talk on-till you get through.
You ain't gonna be able to say a word
If I land my fist on you.


Police! Police!
Come and get this man!
He's trying to ruin the government
And overturn the land!


Coppper's whistle!
Patrol bell!
Arrest.


Precinct Station.
Iron cell.
Headlines in press:


MAN THREATENS LANDLORD
? ? ?
TENANT HELD NO BAIL
? ? ?
JUDGE GIVES NEGRO 90 DAYS IN COUNTY JAIL

 

[AR182]

jim,

don't want to tell you what to do but in these times you should offer people incentives to rent your apt's.

 

[SixFive]

been there, done that with rental property. It's not so easy as they would lead u to believe on the infomercials. Sold all mine and have been much more at ease since!

 

[yyz]

Seen in the Boston Herald:



For Rent:

Two South Boston flats, available in early July. All renters will be cosidered, but some more seriously than others. The better I can see you at night time, the better your chances of approval.

Last renter paid $1400 a month, but am willing to let them go at $1399. (If Brad Penny ever wins again, or the Jap pitchers start losing, we will renegotiate rent structure.)

If you sign a lease by 7/1/2003, I will throw in my baseball selections through the All-Star break, absolutely free! After that, the plays will run $100 a week. (Hey......if you can't come up with that, don't bother me, because you are a deadbeat, and I don't want to chase you down for my rent.........My lovely wife would have my balls on her rosary!)

 

[JT]

:lol2 :lol2 :lol2 :lol2

 

[DR STRANGELOVE]

BTJ,

have you ever thought of becoming a PIMP?

 

[KotysDad]

yyz.....that was good. That first paragraph has me in stitches. :lol:

 

[RAZ]

BTJ dime a month is low in the land of the leprauchan isn't it, especially by carson beach... tell em Whitey slept there, LOL!!!

You should have bought in the North End, the paisons are getting 1500/month like snapping sticks, for a 2 BR., no view or parking included.

You stromboli you