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Snow in the air
Snow on the ground
Fuck snow
Fuck snow
10-12 inches up your ass
Motherfuckin' snow covering the grass
Fuck snow
Fuck snow
-Yeats
In the garage, lookin' for my blower,
"It's there! Behind the mower!"
No time to talk,
Gotta' plow the walk.
"Me and my snow plow,
Like a farmer and his cow,
"C'mon, Bessie!
"We got work to do!"
"Va-rooooom!"
"Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow."
"It's there! Behind the mower!"
No time to talk,
Gotta' plow the walk.
"Me and my snow plow,
Like a farmer and his cow,
"C'mon, Bessie!
"We got work to do!"
"Va-rooooom!"
"Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow,
Plow, plow, plow."
"I plow it every morning,
I plow it every night.
I plow it to the left side
and I plow it to the right.
I plow the snow in straight lines,
and I plow in circles, too.
The direction doesn't matter,
until the snow is through.
No one has yet determined
how much I really plow.
My neighbor tried to stop me
but I said, "I don't know how."
When it starts snowing,
I just start going.
If it keeps snowing,
I keep going.
Snow, snow, snow,
go, go, go."
I plow it every night.
I plow it to the left side
and I plow it to the right.
I plow the snow in straight lines,
and I plow in circles, too.
The direction doesn't matter,
until the snow is through.
No one has yet determined
how much I really plow.
My neighbor tried to stop me
but I said, "I don't know how."
When it starts snowing,
I just start going.
If it keeps snowing,
I keep going.
Snow, snow, snow,
go, go, go."
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"When I see it snowing,
it really makes me sad
Because I know eventually
my sad will turn to mad.
I mean it just "keeps on a comin'"
the inches mount to feet
It's nice to win occasionally.
But this snow is tough to beat.
It's like it says, "You had enough?"
A reply I cannot utter
Because the way it's snowing now
I'd surely start to stutter."
it really makes me sad
Because I know eventually
my sad will turn to mad.
I mean it just "keeps on a comin'"
the inches mount to feet
It's nice to win occasionally.
But this snow is tough to beat.
It's like it says, "You had enough?"
A reply I cannot utter
Because the way it's snowing now
I'd surely start to stutter."
Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
Snow fucking sucks ass.
This thread does too.
Hope this helps,
FDC
Violets are blue.
Snow fucking sucks ass.
This thread does too.
Hope this helps,
FDC
12 Inches Of Snow
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"Along the northeast corridor,
they've had enough and want no more.
Gusting winds and blowing snow,
temps at zero or plunged below.
Roads are glossy, rather sleek,
Wouldn't mind a trip
to Martinique.
Well, I've heard the forecast -
Forget vacation-
I better prepare
for aggravation."
they've had enough and want no more.
Gusting winds and blowing snow,
temps at zero or plunged below.
Roads are glossy, rather sleek,
Wouldn't mind a trip
to Martinique.
Well, I've heard the forecast -
Forget vacation-
I better prepare
for aggravation."
