Sue Johansen, Sex Expert makes "homemade" sex toys

[Megami]

Sue Johansen is like the Canadian versoin of Dr. Ruth. She's shocking, old, and just plain nasty. SHe has this Sunday Night Sex show on Oxygen where basically she gives sex advice and gives reviews on sex toys and books and stuff.

She was on Conan O'Brien the other day and she showed him this "homemade" sex toy she concocted.

Basically, she took an empty cat food can, lined it with a tube sock, and then bubble wrap inside of that, secured it to the outside with a rubber band, and then said if you added a bit of lube to it, it's like a masturbatory aid.

Conan O'Brien looked at her like she was the craziest lady on the planet and then said, "What are you? Some kind of peverted McGuyver??!"

Any of you guys tried that?

 

[kosar]

What's shocking is that anybody would admit to watching Oxygen .

 

[Megami]

That's interesting, considering I'm pretty positive they show reruns of Melrose Place and 90210. You probably have Oxygen on your Tivo or something.

 

[marine]

something much better than that is to find one of those old super small sized mil cartons. The kind they give to kids in elementary school or somewhere. Just a cup size one. Then open is up and pack a big ole peice of liver in it.... then insert weiner and start jammin it up and down.

provides hours of fun and entertainment.

 

[Bobmac]

:lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[Megami]

rotfl. oh my god that is probably the sickest thing I"ve heard. lol.

:look:

on this same show, she was telling the audience and guests what the best way to tell if a vibrator is too strong for you or not. The guests were the "Big Show" from WWE, and Tom Selleck. She took out this lipstick-sized vibrator and told them to turn it on and hold it under their nose, and if it was too much for them to take in that spot, then it is too much for a woman.

rotfl. this old lady is crazy!

 

[BOHICA]

I sure hope that she dipped it bleach or febreeze before she started passing it around.:scared

 

[Rudy]

Nah, the small milk carton isn't big enough. Need at least the pint-sized one.

 

[SmashMouth]

And to think as a kid I threw the liver under the table for the dog.
What a waste!!

 

[Rudy]

Smashmouth, wassamattayou? Didn't you read Portnoy's Complaint? He was a liver lover from way back.

 

[Blazer]

Patty P.

Patty P.

Homemade toys reminds me of the poor girl in high school that "broke a carrot" or "lost a hotdog".

Every high school had one. I'm sure I will have to spend an extra decade in the hot part of hell for the way we treated her.

Sorry Patty:shrug: