seattle/carolina under (46.5) 2 units. both teams will try to pound the ball. should be a close, low-scoring game. let's call the final score... 20-17.
ne/nyj under (46.5) 3 units. ne's defense was embarrassed by the titans. they shouldn't have much trouble shutting down whichever mccown brother is qb'ing the jets today. you have to go back to 2013 to find the last time a jets/pats game in ny went over this total.
buffalo (ML) 4 units to win 5.6. seriously? i'm really playing the bills heavy? son of a bitch. this is 100% an anti-jags bet. just really sucks that they happen to be playing the bills. but, obviously, the jags have resumed sucking after one magical year. and they put everything they had into that game against the steelers. to lose the way they did.... with the season they're having... hard to believe they're going to be excited for a trip to buffalo. one positive... there is no chance at all of nathan peterman taking the field for the bills today.
san fran (ML) 5 units to win 5.5. ok, i'm 2-0 on nick mullens games. while i bet against him last week, he actually was not bad. and this week he gets to face tampa's pass defense. the bucs are tied with the raiders, giving up 8.9 yards/attempt, worst in the league. and are you sitting down? the bucs have picked off one pass the entire season. on the other side of the ball, the niners have only picked off 2 passes all year, but they get to face jameis winston today! the real difference though is going to be the ground game. breida looks to finally be healthy after dealing with an ankle injury. i like the niners to roll today.
cincinnati (-1) 2 units. is this line for real? sure, cincinnati is cincinnati. but a 1-point home fav over the browns? the browns? the same team that was reportedly interested in interviewing condaleeza rice for head coach? THOSE browns? a team that hasn't won a road game since the truman administration? goddammit, i can't believe it, but i HAVE to take a shot with the bengals. hell, after facing lamar jackson last week, they get to face a slower version of him today.
miami/indy over (52) 3 units. first team to 30 wins. *side note* take a look at the afc. other than the division leaders, there is one team (one team!) over .500. yay, mediocrity, ahem, parity!
green bay (ML) 3 units to win 4.5. i'm going to continue wagering against the vikings. this is kinda surprising, but the packers are 0-5 on the road this year. but here's a list of the vikings' 5 wins this season... san fran, philly (not nearly as impressive as it seemed), arizona, ny jets, and detroit. besides, if the packers win, both teams will be 5-5-1, with the tie against each other. doesn't that seem fitting?
ne/nyj under (46.5) 3 units. ne's defense was embarrassed by the titans. they shouldn't have much trouble shutting down whichever mccown brother is qb'ing the jets today. you have to go back to 2013 to find the last time a jets/pats game in ny went over this total.
buffalo (ML) 4 units to win 5.6. seriously? i'm really playing the bills heavy? son of a bitch. this is 100% an anti-jags bet. just really sucks that they happen to be playing the bills. but, obviously, the jags have resumed sucking after one magical year. and they put everything they had into that game against the steelers. to lose the way they did.... with the season they're having... hard to believe they're going to be excited for a trip to buffalo. one positive... there is no chance at all of nathan peterman taking the field for the bills today.
san fran (ML) 5 units to win 5.5. ok, i'm 2-0 on nick mullens games. while i bet against him last week, he actually was not bad. and this week he gets to face tampa's pass defense. the bucs are tied with the raiders, giving up 8.9 yards/attempt, worst in the league. and are you sitting down? the bucs have picked off one pass the entire season. on the other side of the ball, the niners have only picked off 2 passes all year, but they get to face jameis winston today! the real difference though is going to be the ground game. breida looks to finally be healthy after dealing with an ankle injury. i like the niners to roll today.
cincinnati (-1) 2 units. is this line for real? sure, cincinnati is cincinnati. but a 1-point home fav over the browns? the browns? the same team that was reportedly interested in interviewing condaleeza rice for head coach? THOSE browns? a team that hasn't won a road game since the truman administration? goddammit, i can't believe it, but i HAVE to take a shot with the bengals. hell, after facing lamar jackson last week, they get to face a slower version of him today.
miami/indy over (52) 3 units. first team to 30 wins. *side note* take a look at the afc. other than the division leaders, there is one team (one team!) over .500. yay, mediocrity, ahem, parity!
green bay (ML) 3 units to win 4.5. i'm going to continue wagering against the vikings. this is kinda surprising, but the packers are 0-5 on the road this year. but here's a list of the vikings' 5 wins this season... san fran, philly (not nearly as impressive as it seemed), arizona, ny jets, and detroit. besides, if the packers win, both teams will be 5-5-1, with the tie against each other. doesn't that seem fitting?
