T-g-i-f

[Helen]

A businessman got on an elevator. There was a blonde
already on the elevator, and she greeted him by saying "T-G-I-F."

He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T."

She looked at him, puzzled, and said, again, "T-G-I-F."

He acknowledged her remark again, by answering,
"S-H-I-T."

The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possible, "T-G-I-F," another time.

The man smiled back to her and once again replied, with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."

The blonde finally decided to explain things, and this time she said tersely, "T-G-I-F, Thank-Goodness-It's-Friday.....get it??"

The man answered, "S-H-I-T...Sorry-Honey-It's-Thursday."

 

[Eddie Haskell]

I thought she was saying "Tits Go In Front".

Ed

 

[Justinsmom829]

S ~ shutup
H ~ haskell
I ~ icequeen's
T ~ turn

Miss Missy

 

[Eddie Haskell]

Well you eastern corridor slut, you finnally passed me up in the number of posts. Congratulations. Whats next after softball?

Ed

 

[Justinsmom829]

Slut, ehhh. Not nice Eddie. You know you are stepping on thin ice there slappy if I were you I would recant what you said, go ahead and edit your little post and shut the f**k up. I hope I have the opportunity to meet you in Vegas nothing would suit me finer than the chance to meet you face to face and show that all the things that have been posted about you in the past are true.
You arse.

Miss Missy

 

[Helen]

Hey Eddie~ What's up with that, talking to my sister like that? I can't believe you went there. You claim to have this "trophy" wife, you would figure that you would know by now how to speak to a lady. That was really uncalled for.

Miss~Don't pay any attention to him!!!

 

[Helen]

T~ Tom
G~ Gets
I~ It
F~ From behind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Justinsmom829]

Good One Helen!!!

Miss Missy