Talk about how much better you are then everyone else in here

[fatdaddycool]

Okay, since meaningless threads are the call of the day I want to be accepted as part of the group so I posted my own.

Not only am I blessed with an exceptional penis, (my penis actually graduated H.S. a year before I did) but I got to bang my English teacher sophomore year. Top that fuckers!!

Attention, posts should be finished with the following statement (or a version of it) that is exceptionally conceited and braggadocio abounds.


And that's why I am so much more kick ass than everyone else.

That's all the help I can provide,
FDC

And that's exactly why I

 

[Cie]

I got to bang my English teacher sophomore year.

How old was he?

And that's why I am so much more kick ass than everyone else.

That's all the help I can provide,
Cie

 

[Sportsaholic]

How old was he?

And that's why I am so much more kick ass than everyone else.

That's all the help I can provide,
Cie

 

[hedgehog]

How old was he?

Did he look like this?

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=468051

 

[fatdaddycool]

How old was he?

And that's why I am so much more kick ass than everyone else.

That's all the help I can provide,
Cie

He was n his mid thirties or so but what the fuck was I to do. He used to get my friends and I beer and drive us around to score weed and LSD. Besides, it was an all boy Catholic school. So you had to pass the Constitution test twice in his class, it was in the lesson plan I think.

The good part was that I didn't have to be an altar boy!

And that is exactly why my ass kicks more than everyone else's. It's still pissed.

I need help,
FDC

 

[no pepper]

I know the difference between the words "then" and "than".
I have the strength of 10 men.
The rights to make a model of my johnson were sold to Jackrabbitt Vibrators & Dildos Inc. for 2.3 million dollars.
I rarely play parlays, but when I do, it is a two-teamer.

And THATS why I am so much more kick ass then [sic] everyone else!

 

[gardenweasel]

i can handle things !...i`m smart!....not like everybody says...i`m a serious player...i`m smart!...and i want respect !!

 

[The Boys]

I'm a fuckin stud, the women love me, I have a big cock, lots of money, I'm fuckin good lookin, I have amazing taste, I drive hot fuckin fast cars, I can keep it up for hours, I use Viagra for an edge, just to bone the bitch a little longer, I wear Prada and Gucci, I am an amazing funckin NFL bettor, fuck handicapping I fuckin bet the fuckin game I like, I smoke $$$ cigars and drink $$$ booze. That's all I got, oh did I tell you the bitches love my fuckin hot shaved manscaped cock??? Good night.

 

[Trampled Underfoot]

Did he look like this?

http://www.madjacksports.com/forum/showthread.php?t=468051

That is older than your nursery rhymes. :facepalm:

 

[JOSHNAUDI]

He calls me for advice

 

[Lumi]

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I look at you, then you me
Hungry and thirsty are we
Holding the lion's share
Holding the key
Holding me back cause I'm striving to be...

Better than you (Better than you)
Better than you (Better than you)

Lock horns I push and I strive
Somehow I feel more alive
Bury the need for it
Bury the seed
Bury me deep where there's no will to be

Better than you (Better than you) ho,
Better than you (Better than you)

Oh, can't stop this train from rolling
Oh, no, nothing brings me down
No, I couldn't stop this train from rolling on and on on
No, no, forever holding on...

Oh, can't stop this train from rolling
Oh, yo, you can't take it down
No, never stop this locomotion, on and on and on and on
No, you can't bring it down cause I'm

Better than you (Better than you)
Better than you (Better than you)
Oh better than you (Better than you)
Better than you (Better than you)
Much Better than you

Better than you (Better than you)
Oh better than you (Better than you)
Better than you (Better than you)
Better than
Better than
Better than
Better than you, yeah

Can't stop this train from rolling

Forever on and on and on and on and on
Forever on and on and on

Better than you, yeah
Better than you

 

[fatdaddycool]

I'm the fuckin king of fun,
Noones more funny
If this was Las Vegas
You fuckers would be throwing me money

 

[Lumi]

I'm the fuckin king of fun,
Noones more funny
If this was Las Vegas
You fuckers would be throwing me money

You know I am going have a song to reply with...

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I will throw some cash after...

 

[Cie]

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[Tora!Tora!Tora!]

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[Cie]

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[DZ]

I'm a fuckin stud, the women love me, I have a big cock, lots of money, I'm fuckin good lookin, I have amazing taste, I drive hot fuckin fast cars, I can keep it up for hours, I use Viagra for an edge, just to bone the bitch a little longer, I wear Prada and Gucci, I am an amazing funckin NFL bettor, fuck handicapping I fuckin bet the fuckin game I like, I smoke $$$ cigars and drink $$$ booze. That's all I got, oh did I tell you the bitches love my fuckin hot shaved manscaped cock??? Good night.

Dominic, is that you? :shrug:

 

[fatdaddycool]

I've been issued a lifetime student I.d. Because I have so much class.

Mensa calls me for test questions.

The sun shines from my ass.

Reese's puts my peanut butter on the side bitches.

 

[theGibber1]

Sorry boys this contest is over... CJ Wilson has us all beat

http://soundcloud.com/grubes1310/cj-wilson-bragging-montage

 

[Snafu]

i make things work and drink good coffee. i don't have to kick your sorry asses, someone else will do it if i ask.


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